NBA SIMS LEAGUE Power Ranking - Power Rankings - Horror Villains
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| 1 (1) | 109 | Cle |  |
12-0 Cle 127, SA 106 W Orl 104, Cle 130 W Mil 106, Cle 116 W Cle 111, Det 103 W Cle 113, Atl 90 W Por 102, Cle 113 W Utah 108, Cle 115 W Cle 109, Bkn 98 W Tor 104, Cle 110 W Bkn 86, Cle 109 W Cle 107, GS 101 W Atl 87, Cle 112 W |
Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street) - Haunting the dreams of many, the Cleveland Cavaliers have a 12-0 record. The best in the league. Don’t sleep on this team - they will make you pay - with all the weaponry, akin to Freddy, the Cavs are able to hurt teams in so many ways. You might think you have control, but you are seconds away from a deep sleep when Cleveland come; One, Two, Cleveland’s Coming For You, Three, Four, Don’t Let Them Score, Five, Six, Can’t Stop the Quicks, Nine, Ten, They Win Again | |
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2 (3) | 99 | OKC |  |
12-1 OKC 115, Pho 109 W OKC 118, Den 111 W Sac 97, OKC 101 W OKC 124, Tor 121 W Phi 103, OKC 107 W NO 108, OKC 117 W OKC 120, Utah 102 W OKC 121, Sac 102 W GS 107, OKC 113 W Min 109, OKC 98 L OKC 115, Den 102 W OKC 132, Mil 127 W Chi 97, OKC 100 W |
Pennywise (It) - Decades may pass, and Pennywise will still hold you, guide you, manipulate you, and haunt you. OKC have had that same hold for weeks now with only 1 hiccup, with 12-1. OKC has the ability to move in the darkness and has a bonafide star in Anthony Edwards - crushing teams weekly. We all float down here when OKC has their full strength team. Akin to Pennywise, teams have thought they have the edge, but ultimately the story plays out the same way… victory OKC. |
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3 (2) | 99 | Was |  |
11-1 Was 110, Phi 104 W Mia 95, Was 117 W Was 118, Bkn 104 W Tor 106, Was 121 W Tor 103, Was 104 W Pho 107, Was 117 W Cha 118, Was 110 L Was 115, Por 87 W Was 106, Min 102 W Mem 87, Was 109 W Was 115, Bkn 96 W Dal 99, Was 110 W |
Michael Myers (Halloween) - Michael Myers has the longevity of any in this list. Just when you thought he was done, he continues, across different timelines too. What is most terrifying is the brutality of Michael, so too is the terror of the Washington Wizards. With Lebron, Booker, Jrue Holiday, and Clint Capela, the Wizards are able to bully and crush all who stand in the way. An unstoppable symbol of terror and evil, the Wizards when fully fit are truly nightmare stuff. "You can't kill the boogeyman." |
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4 (7) | 86 | Cha |  |
10-2 Mem 94, Cha 104 W Cha 111, Atl 106 W Det 100, Cha 110 W Cha 115, Dal 94 W Ind 99, Cha 106 W Bkn 106, Cha 102 L Cha 118, Was 110 W NY 103, Cha 110 W Cha 113, Utah 108 W Cha 110, Bkn 88 W Atl 101, Cha 109 W Pho 113, Cha 110 L |
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) - The Yin to the Yang in the Horror Sphere - Jason Voorhees must come next. And when talking about Charlotte, it feels apt. Jason, the machete-weilding maniac of Camp Crystal Lake has been through every conceivable incarnation - so too the Hornets. GM Craig has been uncompromising, bullish, cunning, determined and dogmatic - paying dividends as the Hornets have a 10-2 record. Jason has featured in 12 films - that longevity makes him a heavy hitter in the horror world, the Hornets will hope for similar standing - ‘Kill them, Hornets! Kill them!’ |
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5 (10) | 80 | Mil |  |
9-4 Den 120, Mil 115 L Mil 106, Cle 116 L Mil 112, Ind 104 W Chi 114, Mil 102 L Mil 129, Sac 100 W Mil 119, SA 108 W Det 84, Mil 106 W Phi 88, Mil 111 W Mil 113, Det 91 W Mil 119, Bkn 101 W Mil 111, NY 100 W Mil 111, LAC 85 W OKC 132, Mil 127 L |
Ghostface (Scream) - The Ghostface has one of the biggest followings and is box-office royalty in the horror game. Milwaukee are exactly that, coming off their championship, the Bucks are expecting big things. You never know what to expect from the Bucks, they have so many different ways to hurt you, or to mix it up. GM Ethan has that ability to change, just when you thought you were safe and comfortable - Ghostface tendencies. 9-4… “This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life.” |
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6 (5) | 78 | Min |  |
9-3 Min 99, Mia 110 L Bos 96, Min 107 W Min 98, Mem 91 W Det 106, Min 126 W LAC 95, Min 105 W Min 106, Dal 102 W Min 105, LAL 96 W Tor 88, Min 114 W Min 109, OKC 98 W SA 96, Min 106 W Was 106, Min 102 L Min 101, Sac 103 L |
Xenomorph (Alien) - Other worldly, and foreign to the human consciousness, the Xenomorph arrives. Minny are cooking, and their new GM has this team humming. 9-3 record from 12, is terrifying from the new front office. Suffocating teams and producing hauntingly good performances, the Timberwolves have been excellent. As the season continues it will make for interesting viewing, will we have the original or the sequels…. One thing is for sure, the teams facing them, ‘...whoever it is, they’re gonna be in trouble.” |
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7 (12) | 77 | Chi |  |
9-3 Chi 112, Den 104 W Mia 86, Chi 107 W NY 105, Chi 112 W Chi 114, Mil 102 W Bkn 106, Chi 112 W Chi 95, Hou 103 L Atl 99, Chi 113 W Chi 106, Tor 111 L Tor 109, Chi 110 W Chi 107, Pho 98 W Mia 111, Chi 121 W Chi 97, OKC 100 L |
Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) - A chainsaw weilding maniac based on the real-life Ed Gein, he is truly the stuff of nightmares, cannibalistically consuming and removing body parts… okay, the connection to the Chicago Bulls isn’t direct or linear, but they are scary… The Bulls have been in full flight, and GM Jonathan has been maniacal in his management. Brutally seeking to make this team more potent and powerful - at times linking with the film tagline - “Who’s gonna survive and what will be left of them?” |
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8 (11) | 72 | NO |  |
8-4 NO 115, LAC 99 W NO 98, Hou 106 L Utah 113, NO 104 L Bkn 97, NO 107 W NO 108, OKC 117 L SA 118, NO 115 L Por 92, NO 118 W NO 122, NY 97 W Den 101, NO 112 W LAC 117, NO 124 W NO 115, Dal 90 W NO 106, Por 93 W |
Sadako Yamamura (Ringu) - Unbelievably talented, and deep, the Pelicans are like a never ending well of terror, and such is the talent, that you cannot look away, almost like videotape you know you should PRESS EJECT and never watch EVER… Sadako Yamamura feasts on misery - as does the Pelicans with 8-4 record, sitting in the top of the West. Such is the terror of the Pels, many know of them, but just cannot stop it - “It’s like a disease. If you know about it, you’re infected.” |
| 9 (9) | 68 | SA |  |
8-4 Cle 127, SA 106 L Phi 88, SA 114 W SA 114, Hou 126 L Bos 104, SA 114 W Mil 119, SA 108 L SA 111, Mia 106 W Hou 109, SA 117 W SA 118, NO 115 W Por 95, SA 114 W SA 96, Min 106 L SA 121, Den 101 W SA 121, LAL 97 W |
Jigsaw (Saw) - Jigsaw… playing games with you and waiting for you to make the mistake, or have a lapse in judgement. You cannot allow them anything, and their GM Nels has been methodically managing his squad. Playing mind games at times, and silently plotting in the background. The Spurs always have the ability to hurt - especially with Giannis Antetokounmpo. Waiting til playoffs time, even now, “Live or die. Make your choice.” | |
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10 (4) | 64 | Hou |  |
8-4 Hou 115, LAC 106 W Hou 118, Mem 113 W NO 98, Hou 106 W SA 114, Hou 126 W Chi 95, Hou 103 W Hou 120, LAC 115 W Hou 109, SA 117 L Hou 108, Mem 86 W Hou 106, GS 114 L Hou 102, Por 115 L Hou 109, Dal 103 W Phi 105, Hou 101 L |
The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) - Dormant, waiting, calculating, the Creeper waits, every 23 years, he feasts. The Rockets are feasting and it’s due to the Joker, and two sidekicks - the Tyreses. The force and power of the trio is excruciating, and they have torn teams limb from limb. The Rockets have been hurting teams, with an impressive body county. In looking at the schedule, teams look to this match up knowing in the heart of hearts, “It’s going to be you next.” |
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11 (8) | 58 | Bos |  |
7-6 Por 97, Bos 122 W Bos 96, Min 107 L Bos 111, Utah 107 W Bos 113, Orl 111 W Bos 104, SA 114 L Orl 109, Bos 120 W Bos 109, NY 96 W Bos 112, Bkn 105 W Bos 101, Den 109 L Mem 108, Bos 105 L Den 117, Bos 110 L Bos 106, Det 111 L Dal 87, Bos 119 W |
Chucky (Child's Play) - It’s just Child’s Play for the Celtics. Laying it on thick with wins - unassumingly gashing teams, leaving them in a position to blame. Chucky is horror folklore. The spirit of a serial killer embodied in a Good Guys doll - the Celtics have been brutal in defeating all that question their claims. 7-6 and sitting 7th, the Boston outfit led by Boston NBA - Jayson Tatum, have been very impressive. You might think it’s all nice guy with GM Toby, but really the scheming organisation is asking “Hi, we’re the Celtics, wanna play?” |
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12 (6) | 57 | Utah |  |
7-5 Bos 111, Utah 107 L Utah 112, GS 87 W Utah 113, NO 104 W Dal 107, Utah 108 W Pho 103, Utah 114 W OKC 120, Utah 102 L Den 111, Utah 114 W Utah 108, Cle 115 L GS 106, Utah 115 W Cha 113, Utah 108 L NY 99, Utah 104 W Utah 97, Mia 110 L |
The Babadook (The Babadook) - The more you fear it, the greater it feeds, the more you worry about it, the more power it has… The Babadook. The manifestation nightmare of your deepest, darkest fears - the Utah Jazz wait. Knowing the league’s underlying fear, the Babadook waits in the shadows. The Utah Jazz have a record of 7-5, but their talent is the nightmare you push in the deepest recesses of your mind when fully formed - the question remains Joel Embiid and James Harden… “If it’s in a word, or it’s in a book, you can’t get rid of the Babadook.” |
| 13 (13) | 55 | Ind |  |
7-5 Mil 112, Ind 104 L Ind 105, LAL 113 L Orl 103, Ind 105 W Ind 115, GS 95 W Ind 99, Cha 106 L Ind 102, Atl 106 L Phi 115, Ind 120 W Ind 115, Orl 110 W Ind 110, Mem 99 W Ind 98, Phi 107 L Ind 111, Mia 106 W LAL 107, Ind 110 W |
Candyman (Candyman) - Say his name three times, and he will appear… Yeet, Yeet…. The Candyman has the urban legend behind it and will find you when you are most isolated and volatile. The Candyman, like a ghostly apparition will find you and haunt you. A swarm of bees or the last thing you will ever see. The Pacers can be truly frightening and it is down to the looming presence of Victor Wembanyama. The have a 7-5 record, and have Powell, Bridges and Rozier to cause further headaches. Luring teams of all ilks, the Pacers ask "Be my victim." | |
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14 (16) | 53 | Pho |  |
7-5 Den 121, Pho 125 W Pho 102, Dal 95 W Pho 111, Sac 101 W OKC 115, Pho 109 L Pho 103, Utah 114 L Sac 111, Pho 103 L GS 113, Pho 117 W Pho 107, Was 117 L Pho 104, Atl 102 W Chi 107, Pho 98 L Orl 102, Pho 110 W Pho 113, Cha 110 W |
Kayako (The Grudge) - What is that gurgling sound? Oh! It’s Kayako - the relentless ghost spreading doom, and horror to all that interact with it… The Suns have found their new identity, and they have taken scalps - led by new signing Damian Lillard. Akin to Kayako, the Suns born from a violent past, seek their vengeance and identity in the NSL. Led by GM Laddas, they have been unpredictable, and constant, now seeing reward for effort. "The Grudge is passed on, and it is not over." |
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15 (20) | 50 | Sac |  |
7-7 Pho 111, Sac 101 L Sac 114, Det 105 W Sac 105, Atl 97 W Sac 97, OKC 101 L GS 88, Sac 107 W Mil 129, Sac 100 L Orl 102, Sac 100 L Sac 111, Pho 103 W OKC 121, Sac 102 L Sac 109, Phi 100 W Sac 103, Tor 118 L Mem 107, Sac 110 W Min 101, Sac 103 W LAC 103, Sac 98 L |
Jack Torrance (The Shining) - The caretaker of the Overlook, Jack Torrance is a man possessed. Sacramento is on that same trajectory - seeking death to all as they seek their fortune and glory. GM Klemm has been vicious this season, led primarily by new recruit Tyler Herro. Don’t get comfortable, the Kings are able to hurt with just the slightest of moments like a typewriter, an elevator full of blood; the haunting presence of the Overlook will making a man do crazy things. Horror movie royalty, Jack Torrance has staying power, so too does this new look Sacramento team. “I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.” |
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16 (15) | 48 | LAL |  |
6-6 LAL 110, NY 115 L Atl 114, LAL 112 L Ind 105, LAL 113 W Mem 100, LAL 85 L LAC 94, LAL 109 W Min 105, LAL 96 L LAL 110, GS 95 W Mia 92, LAL 100 W LAC 103, LAL 109 W LAL 112, Orl 94 W LAL 107, Ind 110 L SA 121, LAL 97 L |
Art the Clown (Terrifier) - The new era of horror, Art The Clown is evil manifest. The Lakers are known for their vicious and gritty playstyle, akin to Art the Clown’s relentless and brutal approach to tormenting his victims. The Lakers build on from last season’s disappointment, conveying the idea that "I’m just getting started." LA are always ready to impose physicality on their opponents, playing an intense, unforgiving style that wears you down, much like Art's macabre games - their roster is stifling, but this is just the origin story with Cade, Chet and Zion together. |
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17 (18) | 44 | Mia |  |
6-7 Min 99, Mia 110 W Mia 95, Was 117 L Mia 113, LAC 109 W Mia 99, Bkn 107 L Mia 86, Chi 107 L Mem 94, Mia 109 W SA 111, Mia 106 L Mia 112, Det 97 W Mia 92, LAL 100 L Mia 104, Orl 95 W Ind 111, Mia 106 L Mia 111, Chi 121 L Utah 97, Mia 110 W |
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs) - Miami Heat are strategic, clinical, and focused on dominating through intelligence and precision—similar to Hannibal Lecter, calculated and manipulative. “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.” Like Lecter’s ability to dismantle his foes with psychological precision, the Heat’s well-coached and methodical style of play breaks down opponents. With GM PistolPK, the Heat have been able to hurt teams using their own assets - truly in the mind of others. |
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18 (27) | 43 | Phi |  |
6-6 Was 110, Phi 104 L Phi 88, SA 114 L Phi 103, OKC 107 L NY 109, Phi 111 W Phi 115, Ind 120 L Atl 93, Phi 104 W Phi 88, Mil 111 L Sac 109, Phi 100 L GS 102, Phi 109 W Ind 98, Phi 107 W Phi 110, Det 107 W Phi 105, Hou 101 W |
The Pale Man (Pan's Labyrinth) - A game of precision, intimidation, and sheer terror from distance, the Pale Man who creates fear with his ominous presence and deadly power. Ben has built a roster with scoring ability from anywhere on the court is all-seeing—just like the Pale Man’s omnipotent gaze. Their offensive and defensive game can strike from all angles and make opponents feel trapped. It would just be a matter of being fully formed… places both hands up to the see the next victim…“The Pale Man sees everything.” |
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19 (17) | 40 | Tor |  |
5-7 NY 101, Tor 127 W Bkn 106, Tor 122 W Tor 106, Was 121 L OKC 124, Tor 121 L Tor 103, Was 104 L Tor 102, Por 95 W Chi 106, Tor 111 W Mem 98, Tor 84 L Tor 88, Min 114 L Tor 104, Cle 110 L Tor 109, Chi 110 L Sac 103, Tor 118 W |
The Thing (The Thing) - Unpredictable, leaving others to question themselves… who am I? Am I the next victim? Have I been infected…? With players who can adapt and change quickly, just like The Thing, the Raptors can mimic and take the form of anyone or anything. Toronto have a constantly evolving lineup, making them an unpredictable force to face. Much like The Thing, they can change and adapt, creating confusion for opponents, and the duo of Curry and Durant is truly otherworldly when at full pace and strength. Brace yourself… as 5-7 record doesn’t translate the terror of Toronto…"We are not who we are." |
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20 (14) | 36 | Den |  |
5-7 Den 121, Pho 125 L Chi 112, Den 104 L Den 120, Mil 115 W OKC 118, Den 111 L Mem 100, Den 109 W Den 111, Utah 114 L Dal 101, Den 111 W Bos 101, Den 109 W Den 101, NO 112 L OKC 115, Den 102 L Den 117, Bos 110 W SA 121, Den 101 L |
Dr Heiter (Human-Centipede) - The Denver Nuggets might not be the strongest record, but like Dr. Heiter, they can put together a shocking, grotesque combination of players that will surprise opponents crippling all who stand in the way. The skills of Donovan Mitchell and Domantas Sabonis are a one-two punch that is phenomenal. Similar to how Dr. Heiter creates something grotesque but unique, the Nuggets have managed to pull together a unique roster that could be very dangerous despite the odds, and their GM Digga has been instrumental in making this team. "You’re going to be part of something special." |
| 21 (21) | 24 | Det |  |
4-8 Det 100, Cha 110 L Det 106, Min 126 L Sac 114, Det 105 L Cle 111, Det 103 L Orl 103, Det 120 W NY 99, Det 104 W Det 84, Mil 106 L Mia 112, Det 97 L Mil 113, Det 91 L Det 101, NY 94 W Bos 106, Det 111 W Phi 110, Det 107 L |
Bagul (Sinister) - The Detroit Pistons have been known for their consistent underperformance despite talent, much like Bagul, who haunts and corrupts individuals over time. As a film, Sinister sits as one of the most loved films in horror circles - and yet Bagul isn’t a name that is known. It feels that way for the Pistons as they have an 4-8 record with a defined leader in Jalen Brunson, but it isn’t quite enough. They have the 8th spot in the East, and like Bagul’s creeping influence on his victims reflects how the Pistons have often been unable to escape their own history of disappointment, despite always having the pieces to succeed. But with a history of constant refinement, one thing is certain for all that question - “You’re not safe.” | |
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22 (24) | 16 | Orl |  |
3-9 Orl 104, Cle 130 L Orl 114, Por 95 W Bos 113, Orl 111 L Orl 103, Ind 105 L Orl 102, Sac 100 W Orl 109, Bos 120 L Orl 103, Det 120 L Ind 115, Orl 110 L Mia 104, Orl 95 L LAL 112, Orl 94 L Por 121, Orl 126 W Orl 102, Pho 110 L |
Valak/The Nun (The Conjuring 2/The Nun) - As one of the most successful film franchises in Horror History, the Conjuring stands as a shining light of box-office horror. The Nun however was a significant let-down with many slamming the lack of anything original - this is where Orlando have found themselves. Especially given the terror that could be unleashed in Kyrie Irving. Much like the terrifying presence of Valak, whose existence lingers, ever-present and relentless in pursuing its goal, the Orlando Magic have the ability but cannot make it happen. GM Mailo has developed dominant defense (Brogdon, Allen) and have a legacy of terror on the court against their opponents akin to Valak’s terrifying, unstoppable nature. IN the darkness they wait… “I am the darkness.” |
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23 (19) | 15 | LAC |  |
3-9 Hou 115, LAC 106 L Mia 113, LAC 109 L NO 115, LAC 99 L LAC 111, Atl 106 W LAC 95, Min 105 L LAC 94, LAL 109 L Hou 120, LAC 115 L Dal 105, LAC 109 W LAC 117, NO 124 L LAC 103, LAL 109 L Mil 111, LAC 85 L LAC 103, Sac 98 W |
Damien Thorn (The Omen) - The Los Angeles Clippers are a team with immense talent and power, much like Damien Thorn, whose presence is destined to cause destruction. You look at the future outlook and potential for this team, and it is hauntingly good. Paolo and JDub are two names that you can look toward the future with, add in the mix of talents throughout this roster. GM Andrew could develop an undeniable legacy of dominance and fear by all, just like Damien’s dark, inevitable rise to power. "He is the Antichrist! He is the Devil's son!" |
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24 (23) | 15 | Mem |  |
3-9 Mem 94, Cha 104 L Min 98, Mem 91 L Hou 118, Mem 113 L Mem 100, LAL 85 W Mem 94, Mia 109 L Mem 100, Den 109 L Mem 98, Tor 84 W Hou 108, Mem 86 L Mem 108, Bos 105 W Ind 110, Mem 99 L Mem 107, Sac 110 L Mem 87, Was 109 L |
Norman Bates (Psycho) - Quiet, controlled, and calculated, the Memphis Grizzlies wait. Much like Norman Bates, whose seemingly calm demeanor hides his disturbing actions, the Grizzlies are sitting in waiting. They have yet to find their murder spree, unable to unlock the ‘mother’ inside. Jaylen Brown is a stud and absolute star, but his 2k game hasn’t quite matched this season. Like Norman’s dual nature, the Grizzlies can be both composed and aggressive, catching opponents off guard with their sharp strategies and sudden moments of decline… which is where we currently see the organisation at 3-9. With all the pieces to make something happen, the team and organisation would be frustrated. “We all go a little mad sometimes.” |
| 25 (25) | 14 | Atl |  |
3-9 Cha 111, Atl 106 L Sac 105, Atl 97 L Atl 114, LAL 112 W LAC 111, Atl 106 L Cle 113, Atl 90 L Atl 99, Chi 113 L Ind 102, Atl 106 W Atl 93, Phi 104 L Pho 104, Atl 102 L Atl 101, Cha 109 L Atl 100, NY 97 W Atl 87, Cle 112 L |
Asami (Audition) -The Atlanta Hawks have recently become explosive and unpredictable, much like Asami, who hides a terrifying personality beneath a seemingly calm and sweet exterior. One moment they are suffering and meek, the next they are causing headaches for even the best in the league. With potential to be truly psychotic, the Hawks can become something special. Asami’s calm, collected demeanor is deceptive, much like the Hawk’s ability to surprise opponents with aggressive, high-speed play that overwhelms their defense; with youth and depth they can be a team to remember. “You’re the one who’s hurt me.” | |
| 26 (26) | 14 | Por |  |
3-9 Por 97, Bos 122 L GS 81, Por 108 W Orl 114, Por 95 L Por 117, Dal 110 W Tor 102, Por 95 L Por 102, Cle 113 L Was 115, Por 87 L Por 92, NO 118 L Por 95, SA 114 L Por 121, Orl 126 L Hou 102, Por 115 W NO 106, Por 93 L |
The Death Entity (Final Destination) - What do you say about this team…? The Portland Trailblazers are a dominant, unstoppable force, like the Death Entity that relentlessly pursues its victims, no matter how they try to avoid their fate. The Trailblazers wait in the wings - waiting to feast on the fate of the league. A powerful and relentless organisation; an inescapable force—once they start rolling, it’s hard to stop them. The currently sit idle with a record of 3-9, boosting their future prospects and stashing talent. “Death doesn’t take no for an answer.” | |
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27 (22) | 2 | Bkn |  |
2-10 Was 118, Bkn 104 L Bkn 106, Tor 122 L Mia 99, Bkn 107 W Bkn 97, NO 107 L Bkn 106, Chi 112 L Bkn 106, Cha 102 W Bos 112, Bkn 105 L Cle 109, Bkn 98 L Mil 119, Bkn 101 L Bkn 86, Cle 109 L Was 115, Bkn 96 L Cha 110, Bkn 88 L |
Annie Wilkes (Misery) - A tenacious and unforgiving style, akin to Annie Wilkes, who becomes obsessed with her victims and will do anything to keep them from escaping. They linger in limbo with Lauri Markkanen unable to get going and Brandon Ingram injured. Much like Annie's devotion, the Nets have a GM who has tried everything over the years to make things happen. It can be overly zealous, with an overly offensive perspective akin to Wilkes. It seems to be that this chapter isn’t the right one and they are lucky to be alive with a record of 2-10. With frustration for their own face. “I’m your number one fan.” |
| 28 (28) | -2 | NY |  |
1-11 NY 101, Tor 127 L LAL 110, NY 115 W NY 105, Chi 112 L NY 109, Phi 111 L Bos 109, NY 96 L NY 99, Det 104 L NY 103, Cha 110 L NO 122, NY 97 L Det 101, NY 94 L Mil 111, NY 100 L Atl 100, NY 97 L NY 99, Utah 104 L |
The Witch (The Witch) - The New York Knicks are a gritty, oppressive style mirrors the relentless and terrifying power of the Witch in The Witch. Both come from a place of deep, dark history and inexorable force - GM Smokey made several decisions to change the fate of this organisation and build for the future. The Knicks have a reputation for turning games into a suffocating experience for their opponents, leaving them with no way out—just like the witch offers no escape from her sinister world. “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” | |
| 29 (29) | -3 | Dal |  |
1-11 Pho 102, Dal 95 L Cha 115, Dal 94 L Por 117, Dal 110 L Dal 107, Utah 108 L Min 106, Dal 102 L Dal 101, Den 111 L GS 100, Dal 105 W Dal 105, LAC 109 L NO 115, Dal 90 L Dal 87, Bos 119 L Hou 109, Dal 103 L Dal 99, Was 110 L |
Esther (Orphan) - The Dallas Mavericks are often underrated and underestimated, much like Esther, who presents herself as a sweet, innocent girl, only to reveal a dangerous, manipulative side. Esther’s deception reflects the Mavs' occasional rise against the odds—often surprising people with their strength, despite a history of being seen as less dangerous. Akin to Esther, the Mavs will be hoping to move on from their dark past, to a brighter future in the Flagg Sweepstakes. “I’m not your little girl.” | |
| 30 (30) | -4 | GS |  |
1-11 GS 81, Por 108 L Utah 112, GS 87 L GS 88, Sac 107 L Ind 115, GS 95 L GS 113, Pho 117 L GS 107, OKC 113 L GS 100, Dal 105 L LAL 110, GS 95 L GS 102, Phi 109 L GS 106, Utah 115 L Hou 106, GS 114 W Cle 107, GS 101 L |
Krampus (Krampus) - This ain’t Christmas Time! The Golden State Warriors currently live a life that is chaotic and unpredictable, much like Krampus, who brings an unstoppable, terrifying wave of punishment during the holiday season. GM Daz knew this when he took the helm, well knowing the need for change, and that has been instantaneous. Krampus punishes those who have been bad, much like the Warriors, who have sought for brighter days, even if they're seen as underdogs. Dealing with their current pain, the Warriors look toward next Christmas. “You’re on the naughty list.” |
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| Comments (2) | |||
| CraigB 01/12 12:48 pm | This is great lol. I can definitely ride with Vorhees. | ||
| pistolpk 01/10 03:02 am | nice work. | ||