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Power Ranking - Power Rankings - Horror Villains

Rank Rating Team Record Comment
  1 (1) 109 Cle Cleveland Cavaliers 12-0
Cle 0, Bkn 0 L
Cle 0, Utah 0 L
OKC 0, Cle 0 L
Cle 0, Orl 0 L
Det 0, Cle 0 L
Cle 0, Sac 0 L
Cle 0, Mil 0 L
LAL 0, Cle 0 L
Cle 0, Den 0 L
Cle 0, Phi 0 L
Ind 0, Cle 0 L
Det 0, Cle 0 L
Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street) - Haunting the dreams of many, the Cleveland Cavaliers have a 12-0 record. The best in the league. Don’t sleep on this team - they will make you pay - with all the weaponry, akin to Freddy, the Cavs are able to hurt teams in so many ways. You might think you have control, but you are seconds away from a deep sleep when Cleveland come; One, Two, Cleveland’s Coming For You, Three, Four, Don’t Let Them Score, Five, Six, Can’t Stop the Quicks, Nine, Ten, They Win Again
2 (3) 99 OKC Oklahoma City Thunder 12-1
OKC 0, Pho 0 L
Dal 0, OKC 0 L
OKC 0, Dal 0 L
OKC 0, Cle 0 L
LAL 0, OKC 0 L
Utah 0, OKC 0 L
Min 0, OKC 0 L
OKC 0, Hou 0 L
OKC 0, Chi 0 L
Por 0, OKC 0 L
LAC 0, OKC 0 L
OKC 0, Was 0 L
OKC 0, Sac 0 L
Pennywise (It) - Decades may pass, and Pennywise will still hold you, guide you, manipulate you, and haunt you. OKC have had that same hold for weeks now with only 1 hiccup, with 12-1. OKC has the ability to move in the darkness and has a bonafide star in Anthony Edwards - crushing teams weekly. We all float down here when OKC has their full strength team. Akin to Pennywise, teams have thought they have the edge, but ultimately the story plays out the same way… victory OKC.
3 (2) 99 Was Washington Wizards 11-1
Phi 0, Was 0 L
Was 0, Bkn 0 L
Tor 0, Was 0 L
Was 0, NO 0 L
Was 0, Sac 0 L
Was 0, Phi 0 L
Was 0, Det 0 L
Chi 0, Was 0 L
Was 0, Det 0 L
Atl 0, Was 0 L
OKC 0, Was 0 L
Cha 0, Was 0 L
Michael Myers (Halloween) - Michael Myers has the longevity of any in this list. Just when you thought he was done, he continues, across different timelines too. What is most terrifying is the brutality of Michael, so too is the terror of the Washington Wizards. With Lebron, Booker, Jrue Holiday, and Clint Capela, the Wizards are able to bully and crush all who stand in the way. An unstoppable symbol of terror and evil, the Wizards when fully fit are truly nightmare stuff. "You can't kill the boogeyman."
4 (7) 86 Cha Charlotte Hornets 10-2
Cha 0, Mia 0 L
Phi 0, Cha 0 L
Cha 0, Was 0 L
Bkn 0, Cha 0 L
Cha 0, Den 0 L
Cha 0, Det 0 L
Det 0, Cha 0 L
Bkn 0, Cha 0 L
Cha 0, NY 0 L
Ind 0, Cha 0 L
Cha 0, Orl 0 L
Mil 0, Cha 0 L
Bos 0, Cha 0 L
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) - The Yin to the Yang in the Horror Sphere - Jason Voorhees must come next. And when talking about Charlotte, it feels apt. Jason, the machete-weilding maniac of Camp Crystal Lake has been through every conceivable incarnation - so too the Hornets. GM Craig has been uncompromising, bullish, cunning, determined and dogmatic - paying dividends as the Hornets have a 10-2 record. Jason has featured in 12 films - that longevity makes him a heavy hitter in the horror world, the Hornets will hope for similar standing - ‘Kill them, Hornets! Kill them!’
5 (10) 80 Mil Milwaukee Bucks 9-4
Bos 0, Mil 0 L
Ind 0, Mil 0 L
Mil 0, Den 0 L
Mil 0, Bos 0 L
Mil 0, Pho 0 L
Cle 0, Mil 0 L
Mil 0, Det 0 L
Mil 0, GS 0 L
Chi 0, Mil 0 L
Mil 0, Bkn 0 L
Mil 0, Cha 0 L
Sac 0, Mil 0 L
Ghostface (Scream) - The Ghostface has one of the biggest followings and is box-office royalty in the horror game. Milwaukee are exactly that, coming off their championship, the Bucks are expecting big things. You never know what to expect from the Bucks, they have so many different ways to hurt you, or to mix it up. GM Ethan has that ability to change, just when you thought you were safe and comfortable - Ghostface tendencies. 9-4… “This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life.”
6 (5) 78 Min Minnesota Timberwolves 9-3
Min 0, Dal 0 L
Min 0, NY 0 L
Pho 0, Min 0 L
Chi 0, Min 0 L
GS 0, Min 0 L
Utah 0, Min 0 L
Min 0, OKC 0 L
LAC 0, Min 0 L
Bos 0, Min 0 L
Mem 0, Min 0 L
Min 0, Den 0 L
Min 0, Chi 0 L
Xenomorph (Alien) - Other worldly, and foreign to the human consciousness, the Xenomorph arrives. Minny are cooking, and their new GM has this team humming. 9-3 record from 12, is terrifying from the new front office. Suffocating teams and producing hauntingly good performances, the Timberwolves have been excellent. As the season continues it will make for interesting viewing, will we have the original or the sequels…. One thing is for sure, the teams facing them, ‘...whoever it is, they’re gonna be in trouble.”
7 (12) 77 Chi Chicago Bulls 9-3
Mia 0, Chi 0 L
Tor 0, Chi 0 L
Chi 0, Atl 0 L
NO 0, Chi 0 L
Chi 0, Min 0 L
Chi 0, LAL 0 L
Chi 0, Was 0 L
OKC 0, Chi 0 L
Hou 0, Chi 0 L
NY 0, Chi 0 L
Chi 0, Mil 0 L
Min 0, Chi 0 L
Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) - A chainsaw weilding maniac based on the real-life Ed Gein, he is truly the stuff of nightmares, cannibalistically consuming and removing body parts… okay, the connection to the Chicago Bulls isn’t direct or linear, but they are scary… The Bulls have been in full flight, and GM Jonathan has been maniacal in his management. Brutally seeking to make this team more potent and powerful - at times linking with the film tagline - “Who’s gonna survive and what will be left of them?”
8 (11) 72 NO New Orleans Pelicans 8-4
Orl 0, NO 0 L
NO 0, Bos 0 L
NO 0, Por 0 L
Pho 0, NO 0 L
Dal 0, NO 0 L
NO 0, LAC 0 L
Was 0, NO 0 L
NO 0, Atl 0 L
NO 0, Chi 0 L
Por 0, NO 0 L
Phi 0, NO 0 L
NO 0, Mia 0 L
Sadako Yamamura (Ringu) - Unbelievably talented, and deep, the Pelicans are like a never ending well of terror, and such is the talent, that you cannot look away, almost like videotape you know you should PRESS EJECT and never watch EVER… Sadako Yamamura feasts on misery - as does the Pelicans with 8-4 record, sitting in the top of the West. Such is the terror of the Pels, many know of them, but just cannot stop it - “It’s like a disease. If you know about it, you’re infected.”
  9 (9) 68 SA San Antonio Spurs 8-4
NY 0, SA 0 L
SA 0, Mem 0 L
Den 0, SA 0 L
SA 0, Utah 0 L
SA 0, LAL 0 L
SA 0, Por 0 L
Det 0, SA 0 L
Mia 0, SA 0 L
SA 0, Dal 0 L
Pho 0, SA 0 L
LAC 0, SA 0 L
SA 0, Pho 0 L
Jigsaw (Saw) - Jigsaw… playing games with you and waiting for you to make the mistake, or have a lapse in judgement. You cannot allow them anything, and their GM Nels has been methodically managing his squad. Playing mind games at times, and silently plotting in the background. The Spurs always have the ability to hurt - especially with Giannis Antetokounmpo. Waiting til playoffs time, even now, “Live or die. Make your choice.”
10 (4) 64 Hou Houston Rockets 8-4
Utah 0, Hou 0 L
Mia 0, Hou 0 L
Hou 0, Sac 0 L
OKC 0, Hou 0 L
Hou 0, Chi 0 L
Hou 0, Orl 0 L
Utah 0, Hou 0 L
Hou 0, Tor 0 L
Hou 0, LAC 0 L
Hou 0, LAL 0 L
Por 0, Hou 0 L
Hou 0, Phi 0 L
The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) - Dormant, waiting, calculating, the Creeper waits, every 23 years, he feasts. The Rockets are feasting and it’s due to the Joker, and two sidekicks - the Tyreses. The force and power of the trio is excruciating, and they have torn teams limb from limb. The Rockets have been hurting teams, with an impressive body county. In looking at the schedule, teams look to this match up knowing in the heart of hearts, “It’s going to be you next.”
11 (8) 58 Bos Boston Celtics 7-6
Bos 0, Mil 0 L
NO 0, Bos 0 L
Ind 0, Bos 0 L
Bos 0, GS 0 L
Bos 0, Atl 0 L
Pho 0, Bos 0 L
Mil 0, Bos 0 L
Phi 0, Bos 0 L
Orl 0, Bos 0 L
Bos 0, Min 0 L
Bkn 0, Bos 0 L
Bos 0, Cha 0 L
Chucky (Child's Play) - It’s just Child’s Play for the Celtics. Laying it on thick with wins - unassumingly gashing teams, leaving them in a position to blame. Chucky is horror folklore. The spirit of a serial killer embodied in a Good Guys doll - the Celtics have been brutal in defeating all that question their claims. 7-6 and sitting 7th, the Boston outfit led by Boston NBA - Jayson Tatum, have been very impressive. You might think it’s all nice guy with GM Toby, but really the scheming organisation is asking “Hi, we’re the Celtics, wanna play?”
12 (6) 57 Utah Utah Jazz 7-5
Utah 0, Hou 0 L
Cle 0, Utah 0 L
LAL 0, Utah 0 L
Utah 0, Min 0 L
Det 0, Utah 0 L
Utah 0, OKC 0 L
Orl 0, Utah 0 L
Mia 0, Utah 0 L
Utah 0, Sac 0 L
Utah 0, Hou 0 L
Tor 0, Utah 0 L
SA 0, Utah 0 L
The Babadook (The Babadook) - The more you fear it, the greater it feeds, the more you worry about it, the more power it has… The Babadook. The manifestation nightmare of your deepest, darkest fears - the Utah Jazz wait. Knowing the league’s underlying fear, the Babadook waits in the shadows. The Utah Jazz have a record of 7-5, but their talent is the nightmare you push in the deepest recesses of your mind when fully formed - the question remains Joel Embiid and James Harden… “If it’s in a word, or it’s in a book, you can’t get rid of the Babadook.”
  13 (13) 55 Ind Indiana Pacers 7-5
Ind 0, Cle 0 L
Tor 0, Ind 0 L
NY 0, Ind 0 L
Ind 0, Bos 0 L
Ind 0, GS 0 L
Ind 0, Mil 0 L
Ind 0, Den 0 L
Ind 0, Por 0 L
Atl 0, Ind 0 L
Ind 0, Cha 0 L
Ind 0, Mem 0 L
Orl 0, Ind 0 L
Candyman (Candyman) - Say his name three times, and he will appear… Yeet, Yeet…. The Candyman has the urban legend behind it and will find you when you are most isolated and volatile. The Candyman, like a ghostly apparition will find you and haunt you. A swarm of bees or the last thing you will ever see. The Pacers can be truly frightening and it is down to the looming presence of Victor Wembanyama. The have a 7-5 record, and have Powell, Bridges and Rozier to cause further headaches. Luring teams of all ilks, the Pacers ask "Be my victim."
14 (16) 53 Pho Phoenix Suns 7-5
OKC 0, Pho 0 L
LAC 0, Pho 0 L
GS 0, Pho 0 L
Pho 0, NO 0 L
Pho 0, Min 0 L
Pho 0, Bos 0 L
Mil 0, Pho 0 L
Pho 0, Phi 0 L
Pho 0, SA 0 L
Pho 0, GS 0 L
Mem 0, Pho 0 L
SA 0, Pho 0 L
Kayako (The Grudge) - What is that gurgling sound? Oh! It’s Kayako - the relentless ghost spreading doom, and horror to all that interact with it… The Suns have found their new identity, and they have taken scalps - led by new signing Damian Lillard. Akin to Kayako, the Suns born from a violent past, seek their vengeance and identity in the NSL. Led by GM Laddas, they have been unpredictable, and constant, now seeing reward for effort. "The Grudge is passed on, and it is not over."
15 (20) 50 Sac Sacramento Kings 7-7
Sac 0, Por 0 L
Sac 0, NY 0 L
Sac 0, Mil 0 L
Det 0, Sac 0 L
Cle 0, Sac 0 L
Was 0, Sac 0 L
Sac 0, Phi 0 L
Hou 0, Sac 0 L
Utah 0, Sac 0 L
Sac 0, GS 0 L
Sac 0, Mem 0 L
OKC 0, Sac 0 L
Jack Torrance (The Shining) - The caretaker of the Overlook, Jack Torrance is a man possessed. Sacramento is on that same trajectory - seeking death to all as they seek their fortune and glory. GM Klemm has been vicious this season, led primarily by new recruit Tyler Herro. Don’t get comfortable, the Kings are able to hurt with just the slightest of moments like a typewriter, an elevator full of blood; the haunting presence of the Overlook will making a man do crazy things. Horror movie royalty, Jack Torrance has staying power, so too does this new look Sacramento team. “I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”
16 (15) 48 LAL LA Lakers 6-6
LAL 0, LAC 0 L
SA 0, LAL 0 L
Den 0, LAL 0 L
Mem 0, LAL 0 L
LAL 0, OKC 0 L
LAL 0, Utah 0 L
Chi 0, LAL 0 L
LAL 0, Cle 0 L
LAL 0, Det 0 L
LAL 0, Mem 0 L
Hou 0, LAL 0 L
LAL 0, NY 0 L
Art the Clown (Terrifier) - The new era of horror, Art The Clown is evil manifest. The Lakers are known for their vicious and gritty playstyle, akin to Art the Clown’s relentless and brutal approach to tormenting his victims. The Lakers build on from last season’s disappointment, conveying the idea that "I’m just getting started." LA are always ready to impose physicality on their opponents, playing an intense, unforgiving style that wears you down, much like Art's macabre games - their roster is stifling, but this is just the origin story with Cade, Chet and Zion together.
17 (18) 44 Mia Miami Heat 6-7
Mia 0, Chi 0 L
NO 0, Mia 0 L
Mia 0, Hou 0 L
Mia 0, Den 0 L
NY 0, Mia 0 L
Mia 0, SA 0 L
NY 0, Mia 0 L
Mia 0, Tor 0 L
Mia 0, Utah 0 L
Orl 0, Mia 0 L
Mia 0, Atl 0 L
Cha 0, Mia 0 L
Mia 0, Phi 0 L
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs) - Miami Heat are strategic, clinical, and focused on dominating through intelligence and precision—similar to Hannibal Lecter, calculated and manipulative. “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.” Like Lecter’s ability to dismantle his foes with psychological precision, the Heat’s well-coached and methodical style of play breaks down opponents. With GM PistolPK, the Heat have been able to hurt teams using their own assets - truly in the mind of others.
18 (27) 43 Phi Philadelphia 76ers 6-6
Phi 0, Was 0 L
Phi 0, Bkn 0 L
Phi 0, Cha 0 L
Hou 0, Phi 0 L
Phi 0, NY 0 L
Phi 0, Bos 0 L
Phi 0, Tor 0 L
Was 0, Phi 0 L
Sac 0, Phi 0 L
Pho 0, Phi 0 L
Phi 0, NO 0 L
Cle 0, Phi 0 L
Mia 0, Phi 0 L
The Pale Man (Pan's Labyrinth) - A game of precision, intimidation, and sheer terror from distance, the Pale Man who creates fear with his ominous presence and deadly power. Ben has built a roster with scoring ability from anywhere on the court is all-seeing—just like the Pale Man’s omnipotent gaze. Their offensive and defensive game can strike from all angles and make opponents feel trapped. It would just be a matter of being fully formed… places both hands up to the see the next victim…“The Pale Man sees everything.”
19 (17) 40 Tor Toronto Raptors 5-7
Tor 0, Utah 0 L
Tor 0, Ind 0 L
Tor 0, Was 0 L
Tor 0, Chi 0 L
Tor 0, Atl 0 L
Por 0, Tor 0 L
Bkn 0, Tor 0 L
Phi 0, Tor 0 L
Tor 0, Bkn 0 L
Mia 0, Tor 0 L
GS 0, Tor 0 L
Hou 0, Tor 0 L
NY 0, Tor 0 L
The Thing (The Thing) - Unpredictable, leaving others to question themselves… who am I? Am I the next victim? Have I been infected…? With players who can adapt and change quickly, just like The Thing, the Raptors can mimic and take the form of anyone or anything. Toronto have a constantly evolving lineup, making them an unpredictable force to face. Much like The Thing, they can change and adapt, creating confusion for opponents, and the duo of Curry and Durant is truly otherworldly when at full pace and strength. Brace yourself… as 5-7 record doesn’t translate the terror of Toronto…"We are not who we are."
20 (14) 36 Den Denver Nuggets 5-7
Den 0, Atl 0 L
Den 0, SA 0 L
Mia 0, Den 0 L
Cha 0, Den 0 L
Den 0, LAL 0 L
Den 0, Por 0 L
Mil 0, Den 0 L
Ind 0, Den 0 L
Cle 0, Den 0 L
Min 0, Den 0 L
Den 0, Dal 0 L
Den 0, Mem 0 L
Dr Heiter (Human-Centipede) - The Denver Nuggets might not be the strongest record, but like Dr. Heiter, they can put together a shocking, grotesque combination of players that will surprise opponents crippling all who stand in the way. The skills of Donovan Mitchell and Domantas Sabonis are a one-two punch that is phenomenal. Similar to how Dr. Heiter creates something grotesque but unique, the Nuggets have managed to pull together a unique roster that could be very dangerous despite the odds, and their GM Digga has been instrumental in making this team. "You’re going to be part of something special."
  21 (21) 24 Det Detroit Pistons 4-8
LAL 0, Det 0 L
Det 0, Sac 0 L
Det 0, Dal 0 L
Cha 0, Det 0 L
Det 0, Cha 0 L
Det 0, Cle 0 L
Det 0, SA 0 L
Mil 0, Det 0 L
Was 0, Det 0 L
Det 0, Utah 0 L
Was 0, Det 0 L
Det 0, Cle 0 L
Bagul (Sinister) - The Detroit Pistons have been known for their consistent underperformance despite talent, much like Bagul, who haunts and corrupts individuals over time. As a film, Sinister sits as one of the most loved films in horror circles - and yet Bagul isn’t a name that is known. It feels that way for the Pistons as they have an 4-8 record with a defined leader in Jalen Brunson, but it isn’t quite enough. They have the 8th spot in the East, and like Bagul’s creeping influence on his victims reflects how the Pistons have often been unable to escape their own history of disappointment, despite always having the pieces to succeed. But with a history of constant refinement, one thing is certain for all that question - “You’re not safe.”
22 (24) 16 Orl Orlando Magic 3-9
Orl 0, NO 0 L
Orl 0, Por 0 L
Cle 0, Orl 0 L
Orl 0, Bos 0 L
Orl 0, Utah 0 L
Cha 0, Orl 0 L
Hou 0, Orl 0 L
Orl 0, Mia 0 L
Orl 0, Dal 0 L
Atl 0, Orl 0 L
Orl 0, Ind 0 L
Valak/The Nun (The Conjuring 2/The Nun) - As one of the most successful film franchises in Horror History, the Conjuring stands as a shining light of box-office horror. The Nun however was a significant let-down with many slamming the lack of anything original - this is where Orlando have found themselves. Especially given the terror that could be unleashed in Kyrie Irving. Much like the terrifying presence of Valak, whose existence lingers, ever-present and relentless in pursuing its goal, the Orlando Magic have the ability but cannot make it happen. GM Mailo has developed dominant defense (Brogdon, Allen) and have a legacy of terror on the court against their opponents akin to Valak’s terrifying, unstoppable nature. IN the darkness they wait… “I am the darkness.”
23 (19) 15 LAC LA Clippers 3-9
LAL 0, LAC 0 L
LAC 0, Pho 0 L
NO 0, LAC 0 L
NY 0, LAC 0 L
LAC 0, Min 0 L
LAC 0, SA 0 L
Mem 0, LAC 0 L
LAC 0, Mem 0 L
LAC 0, OKC 0 L
Hou 0, LAC 0 L
LAC 0, GS 0 L
LAC 0, Dal 0 L
Damien Thorn (The Omen) - The Los Angeles Clippers are a team with immense talent and power, much like Damien Thorn, whose presence is destined to cause destruction. You look at the future outlook and potential for this team, and it is hauntingly good. Paolo and JDub are two names that you can look toward the future with, add in the mix of talents throughout this roster. GM Andrew could develop an undeniable legacy of dominance and fear by all, just like Damien’s dark, inevitable rise to power. "He is the Antichrist! He is the Devil's son!"
24 (23) 15 Mem Memphis Grizzlies 3-9
Dal 0, Mem 0 L
Den 0, Mem 0 L
Mem 0, Por 0 L
Bkn 0, Mem 0 L
Mem 0, LAL 0 L
Mem 0, Min 0 L
Mem 0, LAC 0 L
Mem 0, Pho 0 L
LAC 0, Mem 0 L
Sac 0, Mem 0 L
LAL 0, Mem 0 L
Ind 0, Mem 0 L
SA 0, Mem 0 L
Norman Bates (Psycho) - Quiet, controlled, and calculated, the Memphis Grizzlies wait. Much like Norman Bates, whose seemingly calm demeanor hides his disturbing actions, the Grizzlies are sitting in waiting. They have yet to find their murder spree, unable to unlock the ‘mother’ inside. Jaylen Brown is a stud and absolute star, but his 2k game hasn’t quite matched this season. Like Norman’s dual nature, the Grizzlies can be both composed and aggressive, catching opponents off guard with their sharp strategies and sudden moments of decline… which is where we currently see the organisation at 3-9. With all the pieces to make something happen, the team and organisation would be frustrated. “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
  25 (25) 14 Atl Atlanta Hawks 3-9
Den 0, Atl 0 L
Tor 0, Atl 0 L
Chi 0, Atl 0 L
NO 0, Atl 0 L
Atl 0, Ind 0 L
Bkn 0, Atl 0 L
Atl 0, GS 0 L
Atl 0, Was 0 L
Mia 0, Atl 0 L
Atl 0, Orl 0 L
Bos 0, Atl 0 L
Asami (Audition) -The Atlanta Hawks have recently become explosive and unpredictable, much like Asami, who hides a terrifying personality beneath a seemingly calm and sweet exterior. One moment they are suffering and meek, the next they are causing headaches for even the best in the league. With potential to be truly psychotic, the Hawks can become something special. Asami’s calm, collected demeanor is deceptive, much like the Hawk’s ability to surprise opponents with aggressive, high-speed play that overwhelms their defense; with youth and depth they can be a team to remember. “You’re the one who’s hurt me.”
  26 (26) 14 Por Portland Trail Blazers 3-9
Por 0, Hou 0 L
NO 0, Por 0 L
SA 0, Por 0 L
Mem 0, Por 0 L
Den 0, Por 0 L
Ind 0, Por 0 L
Por 0, Tor 0 L
Por 0, NO 0 L
Por 0, OKC 0 L
GS 0, Por 0 L
Sac 0, Por 0 L
Orl 0, Por 0 L
The Death Entity (Final Destination) - What do you say about this team…? The Portland Trailblazers are a dominant, unstoppable force, like the Death Entity that relentlessly pursues its victims, no matter how they try to avoid their fate. The Trailblazers wait in the wings - waiting to feast on the fate of the league. A powerful and relentless organisation; an inescapable force—once they start rolling, it’s hard to stop them. The currently sit idle with a record of 3-9, boosting their future prospects and stashing talent. “Death doesn’t take no for an answer.”
27 (22) 2 Bkn Brooklyn Nets 2-10
Cle 0, Bkn 0 L
Dal 0, Bkn 0 L
Bkn 0, Cha 0 L
Was 0, Bkn 0 L
Bkn 0, Mem 0 L
Bkn 0, Cha 0 L
Bkn 0, Tor 0 L
Tor 0, Bkn 0 L
Bkn 0, Atl 0 L
Bkn 0, Bos 0 L
Mil 0, Bkn 0 L
Phi 0, Bkn 0 L
Annie Wilkes (Misery) - A tenacious and unforgiving style, akin to Annie Wilkes, who becomes obsessed with her victims and will do anything to keep them from escaping. They linger in limbo with Lauri Markkanen unable to get going and Brandon Ingram injured. Much like Annie's devotion, the Nets have a GM who has tried everything over the years to make things happen. It can be overly zealous, with an overly offensive perspective akin to Wilkes. It seems to be that this chapter isn’t the right one and they are lucky to be alive with a record of 2-10. With frustration for their own face. “I’m your number one fan.”
  28 (28) -2 NY New York Knicks 1-11
NY 0, SA 0 L
Sac 0, NY 0 L
LAL 0, NY 0 L
Phi 0, NY 0 L
NY 0, Ind 0 L
Min 0, NY 0 L
NY 0, Mia 0 L
NY 0, LAC 0 L
Cha 0, NY 0 L
NY 0, Mia 0 L
NY 0, Chi 0 L
NY 0, Tor 0 L
The Witch (The Witch) - The New York Knicks are a gritty, oppressive style mirrors the relentless and terrifying power of the Witch in The Witch. Both come from a place of deep, dark history and inexorable force - GM Smokey made several decisions to change the fate of this organisation and build for the future. The Knicks have a reputation for turning games into a suffocating experience for their opponents, leaving them with no way out—just like the witch offers no escape from her sinister world. “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”
  29 (29) -3 Dal Dallas Mavericks 1-11
Dal 0, Mem 0 L
Dal 0, GS 0 L
Dal 0, OKC 0 L
Dal 0, Bkn 0 L
OKC 0, Dal 0 L
Dal 0, NO 0 L
Det 0, Dal 0 L
SA 0, Dal 0 L
Den 0, Dal 0 L
Orl 0, Dal 0 L
Min 0, Dal 0 L
LAC 0, Dal 0 L
Esther (Orphan) - The Dallas Mavericks are often underrated and underestimated, much like Esther, who presents herself as a sweet, innocent girl, only to reveal a dangerous, manipulative side. Esther’s deception reflects the Mavs' occasional rise against the odds—often surprising people with their strength, despite a history of being seen as less dangerous. Akin to Esther, the Mavs will be hoping to move on from their dark past, to a brighter future in the Flagg Sweepstakes. “I’m not your little girl.”
  30 (30) -4 GS Golden State Warriors 1-11
LAC 0, GS 0 L
GS 0, Pho 0 L
Bos 0, GS 0 L
Ind 0, GS 0 L
GS 0, Min 0 L
Mil 0, GS 0 L
Atl 0, GS 0 L
Pho 0, GS 0 L
GS 0, Tor 0 L
Sac 0, GS 0 L
GS 0, Por 0 L
Dal 0, GS 0 L
Krampus (Krampus) - This ain’t Christmas Time! The Golden State Warriors currently live a life that is chaotic and unpredictable, much like Krampus, who brings an unstoppable, terrifying wave of punishment during the holiday season. GM Daz knew this when he took the helm, well knowing the need for change, and that has been instantaneous. Krampus punishes those who have been bad, much like the Warriors, who have sought for brighter days, even if they're seen as underdogs. Dealing with their current pain, the Warriors look toward next Christmas. “You’re on the naughty list.”

 

 

 

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