LA Lakers - Power Ranking

Week Rank Rating Team Record Comment

15 2 96 LAL 11-1 “Flashdance... What a Feeling" by Irene Cara As the theme for the film Flashdance, this song embodies the exhilaration of pursuing one's dreams. It conveys a message of empowerment and self-expression, encouraging listeners to embrace their passions wholeheartedly and experience the joy that comes from following one's aspirations. The Lakers have their stars healthy “for now” and they are riding the waves of glory that has come with it. Could be one to watch come playoffs.

14 1 97 LAL 11-1 1. Los Angeles Lakers (United States) The Lakers are the 'United States' of the NBA—dominant, with a vast 'economy' of talent and resources. Their 'GDP' is bolstered by superstar 'assets' that drive their high 'market value.' Fiscally responsible moves by the Lakers front office have been clever and considerate.

13 1 98 LAL 11-1 Flame thrower- The Lakers are back and torching anything in their path. With scorers and breakout stars in every position someone is bound to catch fire. It's the worst nightmare of the onlooking victum hearing the roar and feeling the heat of the incoming demise. Leonard still set to return means a firestorm is coming in the playoffs.

12 2 80 LAL 9-3 LA Lakers - "Come on Eileen" – Dexys Midnight Runners (1982) Catchy, nostalgic, and still played at parties and weddings worldwide. Laker Nation is a buzz, and for good reason. They’ve been muddied and dirtied by the season like Dexys Midnight Runner and ultimately come out on top! The feeling is that this Laker tune, like ‘Come on Eileen’ will be played for many years to come.

11 6 71 LAL 8-4 Los Angeles Lakers: The Beholder 👁️🌀 Why? The Lakers mirror the Beholder’s chaotic blend of raw power and unpredictable focus, with a roster that dazzles in moments but struggles to align its many "eyes" (roles). Central Eye (Kawhi Leonard’s Clutch Gaze): Though Kawhi Leonard, his hypothetical presence embodies the Beholder’s deadly precision. Secondary Eyes (Chaotic Talents): Young stars like Walker Kessler and Chet Holmgren represent the Beholder’s erratic secondary attacks – flashes of brilliance mixed with inconsistency. Antimagic Cone (Veteran Savvy): Wily vets like Jae Crowder and James Johnson disrupt opponents’ rhythm, nullifying strategies with old-school grit.

10 16 46 LAL 6-6 Crater Lake - A lake that is shaped around a volcanic crater is a site to see for anyone. The Lakers at the moment are that prospect - curious, intriguing and they seem timeless. The team has now been built for the now and the future, and the fans could not be happier. Get a good photo of this! At current they sit 6-6, and it would seem a cold snap has frozen the lake. It is still beautiful to look at, and shows the beautiful majestry of the highs (tall boys) and low lying plains (the guard play), but we will wait a while, and come back later to see its true beauty.

9 15 54 LAL 7-6 Lord Varys - He is another one with a decent character arc. Unsure of whether to trust him early on, but you realise that he does actually have the good of the realm at heart, and wants it in the hands of the best candidate. He manages to influence this by knowledge and knowledge alone. I don't recall if ever seen carrying a weapon, instead he wields his little spiders that crawl around Westeros and beyond listening and reporting. His demise came because he did betray his queen, but in his mind and mine, he did it for the right reasons.

8 23 25 LAL 4-9

7 19 38 LAL 5-8 Aladdin - LA Lakers - A street-smart thief who uses his wits (and Genie) to outsmart enemies.Savy and cunning, the Lakers have managed to remaster and rethink their reality and future. Learning from the past, and having been at the height of heights, Los Angeles have considered every move for the future ala. Aladdin. With Williamson, Holmgren, Kessler, and Leonard all out, the organisation has been in a dumps - living on the streets almost. However, the Genie is in the wings waiting, and before you know it, they will be observing a ‘whole new world’.

6 19 39 LAL 5-7 Remy (Ratatouille) - 'Everyone can be a good cook' explains Gusteau, a mantra embodied by Remy, the rat with the heart of a lion and the palet of one of the culinary greats. The lesson to learn from Ratatouille is two-part: for the protagonist, don't be told you don't deserve what you want, and for the audience, don't judge a book by its cover. A meritocracy is the NSL, and without a hint of hyperbole, Justin and the Lakers would be my 1B for the best performed manager over the last 1+ seasons. I had him pegged as a 'card collector', a term reserved for the managers who are happy with what they have in their folders. I was dead wrong. Justin is as sharp and ruthless as any of the NSL elite, with room to grow. He is pulling the strings, make no mistake.

5 16 48 LAL 6-6 Art the Clown (Terrifier) - The new era of horror, Art The Clown is evil manifest. The Lakers are known for their vicious and gritty playstyle, akin to Art the Clown’s relentless and brutal approach to tormenting his victims. The Lakers build on from last season’s disappointment, conveying the idea that "I’m just getting started." LA are always ready to impose physicality on their opponents, playing an intense, unforgiving style that wears you down, much like Art's macabre games - their roster is stifling, but this is just the origin story with Cade, Chet and Zion together.

4 15 48 LAL 6-6 Terminator - Terminator 2 - Judgment Day. I know this is only one movie of a franchise, but this one was incredible. It almost seems like a role destined to be play by bodybuilder turned actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. This movie is action packed and is surely one of the more quoted movies, with some great lines from the terminator and his distinct accent. The whole storyline for these films is great too, involving robots and time travel.

3 21 36 LAL 5-7 In what’s looking to be a soft rebuild for the Lakers, the goal here isn’t to win. But the mounting injuries have to be frustrating nonetheless

2 20 30 LAL 4-4 “Since U Been Gone”- Kelly Clarkson- This song resonates with this team as they deeply miss Andre Drummond, even though they have an amazing young core, they currently sit at .500 and post trades they look really good, but they miss the star power of Curry and Durant they looked to be title contenders with.

1 18 15 LAL 2-2 Justin is my guy, and I think he really has the chops for this GM stuff. His trading has been great, always patient, always stubborn, he gets what he wants. But this regime is wildly clever and creative - gather up all the oft-injured great players and lose a lot of games without not having a talented roster. It's a very clever play, but the inherent risks is huge, too. At some point, in the near future, you are going to NEED them to play.

	GS	113
	CHI	97

	NO	106
	LAL	111

	CHA	111
	DEN	116

	BOS	116
	SAC	110

	MIN	106
	POR	96

Week	Rank	Rating	Team	Record	Comment
15	2	96	LAL	11-1	“Flashdance... What a Feeling" by Irene Cara As the theme for the film Flashdance, this song embodies the exhilaration of pursuing one's dreams. It conveys a message of empowerment and self-expression, encouraging listeners to embrace their passions wholeheartedly and experience the joy that comes from following one's aspirations. The Lakers have their stars healthy “for now” and they are riding the waves of glory that has come with it. Could be one to watch come playoffs.
14	1	97	LAL	11-1	1. Los Angeles Lakers (United States) The Lakers are the 'United States' of the NBA—dominant, with a vast 'economy' of talent and resources. Their 'GDP' is bolstered by superstar 'assets' that drive their high 'market value.' Fiscally responsible moves by the Lakers front office have been clever and considerate.
13	1	98	LAL	11-1	Flame thrower- The Lakers are back and torching anything in their path. With scorers and breakout stars in every position someone is bound to catch fire. It's the worst nightmare of the onlooking victum hearing the roar and feeling the heat of the incoming demise. Leonard still set to return means a firestorm is coming in the playoffs.
12	2	80	LAL	9-3	LA Lakers - "Come on Eileen" – Dexys Midnight Runners (1982) Catchy, nostalgic, and still played at parties and weddings worldwide. Laker Nation is a buzz, and for good reason. They’ve been muddied and dirtied by the season like Dexys Midnight Runner and ultimately come out on top! The feeling is that this Laker tune, like ‘Come on Eileen’ will be played for many years to come.
11	6	71	LAL	8-4	Los Angeles Lakers: The Beholder 👁️🌀 Why? The Lakers mirror the Beholder’s chaotic blend of raw power and unpredictable focus, with a roster that dazzles in moments but struggles to align its many "eyes" (roles). Central Eye (Kawhi Leonard’s Clutch Gaze): Though Kawhi Leonard, his hypothetical presence embodies the Beholder’s deadly precision. Secondary Eyes (Chaotic Talents): Young stars like Walker Kessler and Chet Holmgren represent the Beholder’s erratic secondary attacks – flashes of brilliance mixed with inconsistency. Antimagic Cone (Veteran Savvy): Wily vets like Jae Crowder and James Johnson disrupt opponents’ rhythm, nullifying strategies with old-school grit.
10	16	46	LAL	6-6	Crater Lake - A lake that is shaped around a volcanic crater is a site to see for anyone. The Lakers at the moment are that prospect - curious, intriguing and they seem timeless. The team has now been built for the now and the future, and the fans could not be happier. Get a good photo of this! At current they sit 6-6, and it would seem a cold snap has frozen the lake. It is still beautiful to look at, and shows the beautiful majestry of the highs (tall boys) and low lying plains (the guard play), but we will wait a while, and come back later to see its true beauty.
9	15	54	LAL	7-6	Lord Varys - He is another one with a decent character arc. Unsure of whether to trust him early on, but you realise that he does actually have the good of the realm at heart, and wants it in the hands of the best candidate. He manages to influence this by knowledge and knowledge alone. I don't recall if ever seen carrying a weapon, instead he wields his little spiders that crawl around Westeros and beyond listening and reporting. His demise came because he did betray his queen, but in his mind and mine, he did it for the right reasons.
8	23	25	LAL	4-9
7	19	38	LAL	5-8	Aladdin - LA Lakers - A street-smart thief who uses his wits (and Genie) to outsmart enemies.Savy and cunning, the Lakers have managed to remaster and rethink their reality and future. Learning from the past, and having been at the height of heights, Los Angeles have considered every move for the future ala. Aladdin. With Williamson, Holmgren, Kessler, and Leonard all out, the organisation has been in a dumps - living on the streets almost. However, the Genie is in the wings waiting, and before you know it, they will be observing a ‘whole new world’.
6	19	39	LAL	5-7	Remy (Ratatouille) - 'Everyone can be a good cook' explains Gusteau, a mantra embodied by Remy, the rat with the heart of a lion and the palet of one of the culinary greats. The lesson to learn from Ratatouille is two-part: for the protagonist, don't be told you don't deserve what you want, and for the audience, don't judge a book by its cover. A meritocracy is the NSL, and without a hint of hyperbole, Justin and the Lakers would be my 1B for the best performed manager over the last 1+ seasons. I had him pegged as a 'card collector', a term reserved for the managers who are happy with what they have in their folders. I was dead wrong. Justin is as sharp and ruthless as any of the NSL elite, with room to grow. He is pulling the strings, make no mistake.
5	16	48	LAL	6-6	Art the Clown (Terrifier) - The new era of horror, Art The Clown is evil manifest. The Lakers are known for their vicious and gritty playstyle, akin to Art the Clown’s relentless and brutal approach to tormenting his victims. The Lakers build on from last season’s disappointment, conveying the idea that "I’m just getting started." LA are always ready to impose physicality on their opponents, playing an intense, unforgiving style that wears you down, much like Art's macabre games - their roster is stifling, but this is just the origin story with Cade, Chet and Zion together.
4	15	48	LAL	6-6	Terminator - Terminator 2 - Judgment Day. I know this is only one movie of a franchise, but this one was incredible. It almost seems like a role destined to be play by bodybuilder turned actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. This movie is action packed and is surely one of the more quoted movies, with some great lines from the terminator and his distinct accent. The whole storyline for these films is great too, involving robots and time travel.
3	21	36	LAL	5-7	In what’s looking to be a soft rebuild for the Lakers, the goal here isn’t to win. But the mounting injuries have to be frustrating nonetheless
2	20	30	LAL	4-4	“Since U Been Gone”- Kelly Clarkson- This song resonates with this team as they deeply miss Andre Drummond, even though they have an amazing young core, they currently sit at .500 and post trades they look really good, but they miss the star power of Curry and Durant they looked to be title contenders with.
1	18	15	LAL	2-2	Justin is my guy, and I think he really has the chops for this GM stuff. His trading has been great, always patient, always stubborn, he gets what he wants. But this regime is wildly clever and creative - gather up all the oft-injured great players and lose a lot of games without not having a talented roster. It's a very clever play, but the inherent risks is huge, too. At some point, in the near future, you are going to NEED them to play.