Philadelphia 76ers - Power Ranking

Week Rank Rating Team Record Comment

15 6 79 Phi 9-3 "Shake You Down" by Gregory Abbott This smooth R&B track is centered around romantic attraction and seduction. The lyrics express a man's desire to intimately connect with his partner, emphasizing the allure of physical closeness and the excitement of deepening a romantic relationship. What happens when trading with Ben if you have any 2nd round picks in your possession. He wants them, he needs them and he will have them all! Gotta catch them all.

14 2 89 Phi 10-2 2. Philadelphia 76ers (China) Like China, the 76ers have experienced rapid 'economic growth' in recent seasons, expanding their 'market share' in the league with strategic 'investments' in key players.

13 2 98 Phi 11-1 Mini-Gun- A fast-paced automatic gun that fires off multiple rounds in a second, the 76ers operate that way on the offensive end. It seems over the past few weeks since trading big men away they have found an identity and they're gunning down big name teams all over the place. George and Jalen Green are the ammunition while Adams and Draymond and the sturdy base which makes this team an accurate and efficient killer.

12 1 83 Phi 10-2 Philadelphia 76ers - "Take On Me" – A-ha (1985) An iconic synth-pop masterpiece with one of the most famous music videos ever, Philadelphia have risen to the top of the pops! They have been able to string together much needed movement in the wins column and I don’t think there is a chance they will be ‘gone’.

11 5 74 Phi 9-4 Philadelphia 76ers: The Sphinx 🦁🧩 Why? The 76ers blend cerebral strategy with raw power, mirroring the Sphinx’s enigmatic duality of intellect and ferocity. Their 9-4 record reflects a team that thrives on riddling opponents with unpredictable tactics. Wings (Sky-High Offense): Jalen Green soars as the Sphinx’s talons, slashing defenses with explosive drives and clutch shooting. His $12.48m contract is a steal for a rising star. Riddles (Tactical Defense): Paul George and Draymond Green guard the Sphinx’s lair, locking down stars and forcing turnovers with veteran savvy. Lion’s Body (Balanced Core): Dejounte Murray and Jordan Clarkson provide hybrid playmaking and scoring, embodying the Sphinx’s adaptive physique.

10 19 43 Phi 6-7 John Hancock's Signature - As one of the most important documents is written in 1776, the brains and words of masters are put down - pages upon pages (of 2nd round picks). And at the end they sit back at what they have created, IT WILL NEED AMMENDMENTS, but it is a masterpiece in democratic process that will shape a nation. And now for the signatures... Each placing theirs with absolute clarity and support in the most consistent... Wooooooo! John... That is huge. We all went small and legible and you have... The 76ers are inconsistent right now. They have games that would make Thomas Jefferson impressed and others that would reflect the tenure of William Henry Harrison (he died in 30 days). Can they find that consistency? Do they need a Hamilton style rewrite? From sea to shining sea, will we have better days in Philly?

9 24 37 Phi 5-9 Grand Maester Pycelle - A bit of a bumbling fool Pycelle is. Granted he obviously has some experience as a Maester, but he quickly falls out of favour with Cersei and hold no influence with anyone. The scene where he has bed a lady, and following he then puts on his robes and chains while also putting on his decrepit posture and limp act sums him up. It appears he is bit of a yes man which has kept him in his position longer than his worth would predict.

8 22 27 Phi 4-9

7 13 53 Phi 7-6 Jack (Jack and the Beanstalk) - Philadelphia Climbed a beanstalk, stole from a giant, and survived. Clever and single-minded. Philadelphia have climbed the beanstalk, from being at the bottom of the East, to progressing further, and now 13th on the Power Rankings. Jack knew how he was going to get up and be something bigger than himself - so too did the 76ers and GM Ben. Philadelphia have always had faith in the process, and subscribed to the belief in what they have ala. Magic beans. The question is, how much can the 76ers plunder from the giants while they’re sleeping?

6 16 43 Phi 6-6 Rex (Toy Story) - Rex is kind and supportive and cares about the greater good of the toys in Andy's room. He worries he isn't enough for a T-Rex and stumbles through his insecurity of not being scary and not receiving the reaction a T-Rex warrants. Ben is a steward of the league and pours his time into maintining this incredible NSL product, caring for his peers like Rex. However, just like Rex, Ben's 76ers don't know how to be scary. Sure, this team is big, but do they know how to roar? Is anyone running from them? Can they live up to their fullest and be taken more seriously by other toys? Ben has to figure out which version of Rex to live us, and commit.

5 18 43 Phi 6-6 The Pale Man (Pan's Labyrinth) - A game of precision, intimidation, and sheer terror from distance, the Pale Man who creates fear with his ominous presence and deadly power. Ben has built a roster with scoring ability from anywhere on the court is all-seeing—just like the Pale Man’s omnipotent gaze. Their offensive and defensive game can strike from all angles and make opponents feel trapped. It would just be a matter of being fully formed… places both hands up to the see the next victim…“The Pale Man sees everything.”

4 27 16 Phi 3-9 William Wallace - Braveheart. This sad but epic tail of a Scottish warrior who leads his countrymen in rebellion against the tyranny of King Edward the first. Wallace no doubt has ability on the battlefield, but he gets his fellow Scotts to rally behind by being a leader. He embarrasses the English on many occasions. "You may take our lives, but you will never take out FREEEEEEEDOM!"

3 23 26 Phi 4-8 Another good team that's been done in by injuries. I think we're all pretty eager to see how KP performs in the new engine this year.

2 21 22 Phi 3-5 "Hurt" - Johnny Cash- No team has been hit with injuries more this season than Ben, he's gotten some players back this week now, but still has 4 key injuries happening. Kristaps is back in the NBA, so maybe he'll return somewhat soon here. After an amazing season last year, Ben hopes to keep the momentum going.

1 17 17 Phi 2-2 The 76ers had a substantial injury list and continue to nurse key contributors back to health. In spite of the lack of availability, grinding out a 2-2 week is a good result for the team. The East looks like any one of 13 or 14 teams would be a playoff hopeful; the 76ers need to get their troops back, and collect some wins.

	GS	113
	CHI	97

	NO	106
	LAL	111

	CHA	111
	DEN	116

	BOS	116
	SAC	110

	MIN	106
	POR	96

Week	Rank	Rating	Team	Record	Comment
15	6	79	Phi	9-3	"Shake You Down" by Gregory Abbott This smooth R&B track is centered around romantic attraction and seduction. The lyrics express a man's desire to intimately connect with his partner, emphasizing the allure of physical closeness and the excitement of deepening a romantic relationship. What happens when trading with Ben if you have any 2nd round picks in your possession. He wants them, he needs them and he will have them all! Gotta catch them all.
14	2	89	Phi	10-2	2. Philadelphia 76ers (China) Like China, the 76ers have experienced rapid 'economic growth' in recent seasons, expanding their 'market share' in the league with strategic 'investments' in key players.
13	2	98	Phi	11-1	Mini-Gun- A fast-paced automatic gun that fires off multiple rounds in a second, the 76ers operate that way on the offensive end. It seems over the past few weeks since trading big men away they have found an identity and they're gunning down big name teams all over the place. George and Jalen Green are the ammunition while Adams and Draymond and the sturdy base which makes this team an accurate and efficient killer.
12	1	83	Phi	10-2	Philadelphia 76ers - "Take On Me" – A-ha (1985) An iconic synth-pop masterpiece with one of the most famous music videos ever, Philadelphia have risen to the top of the pops! They have been able to string together much needed movement in the wins column and I don’t think there is a chance they will be ‘gone’.
11	5	74	Phi	9-4	Philadelphia 76ers: The Sphinx 🦁🧩 Why? The 76ers blend cerebral strategy with raw power, mirroring the Sphinx’s enigmatic duality of intellect and ferocity. Their 9-4 record reflects a team that thrives on riddling opponents with unpredictable tactics. Wings (Sky-High Offense): Jalen Green soars as the Sphinx’s talons, slashing defenses with explosive drives and clutch shooting. His $12.48m contract is a steal for a rising star. Riddles (Tactical Defense): Paul George and Draymond Green guard the Sphinx’s lair, locking down stars and forcing turnovers with veteran savvy. Lion’s Body (Balanced Core): Dejounte Murray and Jordan Clarkson provide hybrid playmaking and scoring, embodying the Sphinx’s adaptive physique.
10	19	43	Phi	6-7	John Hancock's Signature - As one of the most important documents is written in 1776, the brains and words of masters are put down - pages upon pages (of 2nd round picks). And at the end they sit back at what they have created, IT WILL NEED AMMENDMENTS, but it is a masterpiece in democratic process that will shape a nation. And now for the signatures... Each placing theirs with absolute clarity and support in the most consistent... Wooooooo! John... That is huge. We all went small and legible and you have... The 76ers are inconsistent right now. They have games that would make Thomas Jefferson impressed and others that would reflect the tenure of William Henry Harrison (he died in 30 days). Can they find that consistency? Do they need a Hamilton style rewrite? From sea to shining sea, will we have better days in Philly?
9	24	37	Phi	5-9	Grand Maester Pycelle - A bit of a bumbling fool Pycelle is. Granted he obviously has some experience as a Maester, but he quickly falls out of favour with Cersei and hold no influence with anyone. The scene where he has bed a lady, and following he then puts on his robes and chains while also putting on his decrepit posture and limp act sums him up. It appears he is bit of a yes man which has kept him in his position longer than his worth would predict.
8	22	27	Phi	4-9
7	13	53	Phi	7-6	Jack (Jack and the Beanstalk) - Philadelphia Climbed a beanstalk, stole from a giant, and survived. Clever and single-minded. Philadelphia have climbed the beanstalk, from being at the bottom of the East, to progressing further, and now 13th on the Power Rankings. Jack knew how he was going to get up and be something bigger than himself - so too did the 76ers and GM Ben. Philadelphia have always had faith in the process, and subscribed to the belief in what they have ala. Magic beans. The question is, how much can the 76ers plunder from the giants while they’re sleeping?
6	16	43	Phi	6-6	Rex (Toy Story) - Rex is kind and supportive and cares about the greater good of the toys in Andy's room. He worries he isn't enough for a T-Rex and stumbles through his insecurity of not being scary and not receiving the reaction a T-Rex warrants. Ben is a steward of the league and pours his time into maintining this incredible NSL product, caring for his peers like Rex. However, just like Rex, Ben's 76ers don't know how to be scary. Sure, this team is big, but do they know how to roar? Is anyone running from them? Can they live up to their fullest and be taken more seriously by other toys? Ben has to figure out which version of Rex to live us, and commit.
5	18	43	Phi	6-6	The Pale Man (Pan's Labyrinth) - A game of precision, intimidation, and sheer terror from distance, the Pale Man who creates fear with his ominous presence and deadly power. Ben has built a roster with scoring ability from anywhere on the court is all-seeing—just like the Pale Man’s omnipotent gaze. Their offensive and defensive game can strike from all angles and make opponents feel trapped. It would just be a matter of being fully formed… places both hands up to the see the next victim…“The Pale Man sees everything.”
4	27	16	Phi	3-9	William Wallace - Braveheart. This sad but epic tail of a Scottish warrior who leads his countrymen in rebellion against the tyranny of King Edward the first. Wallace no doubt has ability on the battlefield, but he gets his fellow Scotts to rally behind by being a leader. He embarrasses the English on many occasions. "You may take our lives, but you will never take out FREEEEEEEDOM!"
3	23	26	Phi	4-8	Another good team that's been done in by injuries. I think we're all pretty eager to see how KP performs in the new engine this year.
2	21	22	Phi	3-5	"Hurt" - Johnny Cash- No team has been hit with injuries more this season than Ben, he's gotten some players back this week now, but still has 4 key injuries happening. Kristaps is back in the NBA, so maybe he'll return somewhat soon here. After an amazing season last year, Ben hopes to keep the momentum going.
1	17	17	Phi	2-2	The 76ers had a substantial injury list and continue to nurse key contributors back to health. In spite of the lack of availability, grinding out a 2-2 week is a good result for the team. The East looks like any one of 13 or 14 teams would be a playoff hopeful; the 76ers need to get their troops back, and collect some wins.