Boston Celtics - Power Ranking

Week Rank Rating Team Record Comment

4 27 19 Bos 4-9 Pianos Become The Teeth: The Celtics are a young, evolving team, and Pianos Become The Teeth journey mirrors that perfectly. PBTT started as a chaotic, emotionally volatile, and screamy band, then morphed into a more restrained, emotionally driven indie-influenced sound, and have now developed a post-punk/ambient approach, redefining themselves twice while building true staying power. Boston is in a gap year with Jayson Tatum expected to miss the season, the youngest roster in the league at just 21.5 years old, and just 2.6 years of experience per player. Yet they already show flashes of greatness, with Sengun leading the charge and a bright future ahead. Like PBTT, the Celtics are learning to balance intensity with restraint, chaos with structure, and promise with execution. Boston is a team evolving toward something lasting and remarkable.

3 28 15 Bos 4-9 Death: Symbolizes transformation, endings, and deep renewal. Old phases fall away to make room for growth. As Will Ferrell's character states in Wedding Crashers, 'with death comes rebirth'. Tatum is in cryo-freeze and the window that never was seems to have closed. What will take shape?

2 16 24 Bos 4-5 The Celtics at #16 without Jayson Tatum is like watching The Avengers without Iron Man — technically the team still exists, but the vibes are cooked. Boston is rolling out a roster full of promising young guys, but every possession screams, ‘Man, we really miss the dude who actually knows how to score.’

1 27 2 Bos 1-3 Childhood Reference: The kid with the science fair volcano that didn’t erupt. They tried. They tried REALLY hard. Alperen Şengün is stirring the mixture while Jayson Tatum is out, but the baking soda is missing. Their science fair seemed a failed attempt from the beginning. The Celtics just couldn't make it erupt in Week 1 - but did we expect take off... Sengun and Kuminga could make some rumbles, not without trying, we wait and observe, this is a D+ entry sadly.

	ATL	56
	BKN	38

	POR	119
	SAC	127

	CHI	112
	MIN	110

	HOU	115
	MIA	138

	ATL	130
	CHI	104

Week	Rank	Rating	Team	Record	Comment
4	27	19	Bos	4-9	Pianos Become The Teeth: The Celtics are a young, evolving team, and Pianos Become The Teeth journey mirrors that perfectly. PBTT started as a chaotic, emotionally volatile, and screamy band, then morphed into a more restrained, emotionally driven indie-influenced sound, and have now developed a post-punk/ambient approach, redefining themselves twice while building true staying power. Boston is in a gap year with Jayson Tatum expected to miss the season, the youngest roster in the league at just 21.5 years old, and just 2.6 years of experience per player. Yet they already show flashes of greatness, with Sengun leading the charge and a bright future ahead. Like PBTT, the Celtics are learning to balance intensity with restraint, chaos with structure, and promise with execution. Boston is a team evolving toward something lasting and remarkable.
3	28	15	Bos	4-9	Death: Symbolizes transformation, endings, and deep renewal. Old phases fall away to make room for growth. As Will Ferrell's character states in Wedding Crashers, 'with death comes rebirth'. Tatum is in cryo-freeze and the window that never was seems to have closed. What will take shape?
2	16	24	Bos	4-5	The Celtics at #16 without Jayson Tatum is like watching The Avengers without Iron Man — technically the team still exists, but the vibes are cooked. Boston is rolling out a roster full of promising young guys, but every possession screams, ‘Man, we really miss the dude who actually knows how to score.’
1	27	2	Bos	1-3	Childhood Reference: The kid with the science fair volcano that didn’t erupt. They tried. They tried REALLY hard. Alperen Şengün is stirring the mixture while Jayson Tatum is out, but the baking soda is missing. Their science fair seemed a failed attempt from the beginning. The Celtics just couldn't make it erupt in Week 1 - but did we expect take off... Sengun and Kuminga could make some rumbles, not without trying, we wait and observe, this is a D+ entry sadly.