Week 20 Rumor Mill

[edited by TheYeetMaster]

TEAM RUMOR

Bright future in Dallas! With a young core, a lottery pick, and plenty of draft ammo, rumor has it that Dallas is looking to make a big splash this offseason and put them selves back in the playoff hunt. Let’s just hope the NSL Dallas gm is more competent than his IRL counterpart.

Land of the Rooks? With the Knicks only having a single player over 30, rumors suggest that the 5 year plan consist of “winning a title with only rookies” as one exec proclaimed.

Luka Magic? Sources say that Luka was drawing healing circles on himself to come back from his injury earlier this season. After his teammates saw it worked, they started doing it themselves. When asked, one assistant said “the locker room looks like it’s ran by 3 year olds with crayons”

Denver finishes strong in the top 3, but could a lackluster finish cause some uprooting? Rumor has it the GM has already received calls on star players Donovan Mitchell and Domantis Sabonis in hopes of trading for them in the offseason

Despite the constant injuries and not having Embiied for neary the whole season, Utah still finishes top 4 out west. Word has it because of this, Embiid could potentially be moved this offseason.

No more Greek freak? According to sources, if SA doesn’t do everything they can this offseason to win a title, he’s as good as gone.

With the season officially over for GS, it’s offseason. Will GM Daz continue building the next great dynasty? Rumor has it FAs are already lining up to sign with GS in hopes for a chance to play with Ben Simmons. Rumor also has it that I, am in fact, still drinking.

After another strong season, LeBron James is looking for his name to be called for NSL MVP. Did he do enough to earn it, or is the age of the old heads finally coming to an end?

Despite a promising outlook at the beginning of the season, grizzlies end the season eliminated from the playoffs. Despite that, hopes are still high with two potential rookie of the year candidates. Could a rebuild be on the horizon?

Clips end the season with great lotto odds. the question is who is the pick? Word is the Clips GM has a short list of players they like, all of which are hard to pronounce.

Evan Mobley wins DPOY IRL, can he also win it in the NSL? Rumor has it the Bucks GM has spent millions in campaigning to make sure so.

After starting the season hotter than fire, houston falls to the play in. Can the Joker and Tyrese's sneak their way into the playoffs, or will a bounce out of the play-in call for some major changes?

After trading for the greatest shooter of all time, OKC ends the season on a hot streak. Can Curry take them to the promised land?

After Injuries cost them their season and the mid season swings didn't right the ship, BKN is hoping for some lottery luck in hopes to plant their Flagg as a playoff team next year.

after expecting to end the season at the bottom of the league, SacTown sneaks into the play-in. can their Herro continue to save their season and get them to the playoffs?

After once again not winning the division, Miami expected to make some chances this offseason if they miss out on the playoffs as well, Spolstra on his way out?

Raptors GM seen popping champagne after regular season win over the Bucks. Raptors move to 8th and looks to be making a push to be eliminated by a top seed.

Despite the injuries, Philly only half a game out of 6th. Can young budding star Jalen Green take them to the promised land?

Neck and neck with Philly, Indiana praying for a miracle to avoid the play-in. Indy GM seen putting on his lucky underwear for just the right amount of luck.

Suns GM on the hot seat as accusations of giving up have spread like wildfire

Despite trying to reset their future and get a top pick this season, the Lakers are square in the playoff hunt, finishing second in the west. When asked about it, GM Justin had this to say. "Even when we try to fail we still succeed, it's just in our DNA"

Eliminated from the playoffs and nothing else to do, reports say that the Portland GM hasn't left his office in weeks, reportedly trying to land all top 5 picks on the simulator.

Chicago's Lamelo Ball appears to have GM Johnathon at his wits ends. Reports he could be available for trade this offseason for a Lavine type package, or maybe a half eaten fruit roll-up.

Demonic chants have been heard coming from the Cleveland locker-room in hopes to bring back DeAaron Fox for the playoffs. Whether or not they work remains to be seen.

TEAM	RUMOR
	Bright future in Dallas! With a young core, a lottery pick, and plenty of draft ammo, rumor has it that Dallas is looking to make a big splash this offseason and put them selves back in the playoff hunt. Let’s just hope the NSL Dallas gm is more competent than his IRL counterpart.
	Land of the Rooks? With the Knicks only having a single player over 30, rumors suggest that the 5 year plan consist of “winning a title with only rookies” as one exec proclaimed.
	Luka Magic? Sources say that Luka was drawing healing circles on himself to come back from his injury earlier this season. After his teammates saw it worked, they started doing it themselves. When asked, one assistant said “the locker room looks like it’s ran by 3 year olds with crayons”
	Denver finishes strong in the top 3, but could a lackluster finish cause some uprooting? Rumor has it the GM has already received calls on star players Donovan Mitchell and Domantis Sabonis in hopes of trading for them in the offseason
	Despite the constant injuries and not having Embiied for neary the whole season, Utah still finishes top 4 out west. Word has it because of this, Embiid could potentially be moved this offseason.
	No more Greek freak? According to sources, if SA doesn’t do everything they can this offseason to win a title, he’s as good as gone.
	With the season officially over for GS, it’s offseason. Will GM Daz continue building the next great dynasty? Rumor has it FAs are already lining up to sign with GS in hopes for a chance to play with Ben Simmons. Rumor also has it that I, am in fact, still drinking.
	After another strong season, LeBron James is looking for his name to be called for NSL MVP. Did he do enough to earn it, or is the age of the old heads finally coming to an end?
	Despite a promising outlook at the beginning of the season, grizzlies end the season eliminated from the playoffs. Despite that, hopes are still high with two potential rookie of the year candidates. Could a rebuild be on the horizon?
	Clips end the season with great lotto odds. the question is who is the pick? Word is the Clips GM has a short list of players they like, all of which are hard to pronounce.
	Evan Mobley wins DPOY IRL, can he also win it in the NSL? Rumor has it the Bucks GM has spent millions in campaigning to make sure so.
	After starting the season hotter than fire, houston falls to the play in. Can the Joker and Tyrese's sneak their way into the playoffs, or will a bounce out of the play-in call for some major changes?
	After trading for the greatest shooter of all time, OKC ends the season on a hot streak. Can Curry take them to the promised land?
	After Injuries cost them their season and the mid season swings didn't right the ship, BKN is hoping for some lottery luck in hopes to plant their Flagg as a playoff team next year.
	after expecting to end the season at the bottom of the league, SacTown sneaks into the play-in. can their Herro continue to save their season and get them to the playoffs?
	After once again not winning the division, Miami expected to make some chances this offseason if they miss out on the playoffs as well, Spolstra on his way out?
	Raptors GM seen popping champagne after regular season win over the Bucks. Raptors move to 8th and looks to be making a push to be eliminated by a top seed.
	Despite the injuries, Philly only half a game out of 6th. Can young budding star Jalen Green take them to the promised land?
	Neck and neck with Philly, Indiana praying for a miracle to avoid the play-in. Indy GM seen putting on his lucky underwear for just the right amount of luck.
	Suns GM on the hot seat as accusations of giving up have spread like wildfire
	Despite trying to reset their future and get a top pick this season, the Lakers are square in the playoff hunt, finishing second in the west. When asked about it, GM Justin had this to say. "Even when we try to fail we still succeed, it's just in our DNA"
	Eliminated from the playoffs and nothing else to do, reports say that the Portland GM hasn't left his office in weeks, reportedly trying to land all top 5 picks on the simulator.
	Chicago's Lamelo Ball appears to have GM Johnathon at his wits ends. Reports he could be available for trade this offseason for a Lavine type package, or maybe a half eaten fruit roll-up.
	Demonic chants have been heard coming from the Cleveland locker-room in hopes to bring back DeAaron Fox for the playoffs. Whether or not they work remains to be seen.

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		Comments (1)
JustinG 04/28 05:45 pm	hahaha appreciate the love Yeet, but I do want to make it known that's not a real quote. I'm not that much of a douche LOL

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