NBA SIMS LEAGUE Week 5 Rumor Mill
[edited by Joshua]
| TEAM | RUMOR |
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Tatum upset that he has heard his name in recent trade discussions throughout the league. “What does this GM want? He tells me to lose so I lose, he says to make sure I have under 31.5 points this game so I do. I just want to win man” |
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Team furious about the Trae Young developments. “This is not what we expected from a star player” |
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Another medical team been put in PIPs. Team cannot stay healthy and live up to the potential |
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Bald Eagle’s home up for sale. On the move? |
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Rob WIlliams in a Dallas jersey been seen in the GMs ChatGPT history. Trade incoming? |
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Mitchell unhappy that Porter Jr has taken over the team. Could a big move be incoming? |
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Team is getting too close to wins for GMs comfort. Team has been told to pick a lucky fan from the crowd to be the 5th starter at every home game |
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Dillon Brooks seen storming out of GMs office after latest trade block. Not happy in the Golden State and could be on the move? |
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Jokic eyeing greener pastures? |
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Clippers fans becoming uneasy after one of the most talented rosters in team history still can’t get over .500 wins |
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Lakers medical team has been put on notice as the team of fragile players all are out coming up to Christmas |
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Vouch told to not bother to unpack his bags after touching down in Memphis |
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GM Pete seen making poutine at home in order to make new former first round pick Andrew Wiggins welcome |
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LeBron found to have “Milwaukee Mansions for sale” in search history… |
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Deals on the table but no one answering the phone. Has the Wolves GM gone on holiday early? |
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Leeroy caught have beers and cigs with star player Luka Doncic leading up to Christmas, Is this team not taking the season seriously enough? |
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Tre Johnson not happy with his off the bench role after proving himself in his one week of starts and feels his chances of ROTY are being dampened by the GM. Could a move for a more win now player be on the cards for the unhappy rookie? |
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RayJ being asked to do a lot for a title contender. Point guard help much needed in OKC. Phone on the hook and turned to loud waiting for offers |
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Pj Washington unhappy with the lack of wins in Orlando. Could a move be on the horizon? |
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Philly in the market for more second rounders. Only holding 7 for this years draft… |
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Suns 2031 first rounder already in talks of going to Portland to top them up for a bag of red rock deli honey soy chicken chips |
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Near healthy Kings squad scrapping to a couple of wins this week. No longer just a Portland feeder team? |
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A glimpse into the Spurs future with Giannis missing so many game. Is Rollins or Murray the true Robin? |
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Penda Express full steam ahead in Toronto. Moves to be made to open up a starting spot? |
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Franz being sent back to Germany for the mystery “Kobe” treatment as Jason tries anything to get his squad healthy |
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Phones have been working non stop in Washington HQ. Multiple deals on the horizon? |
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Now that the Thanos of the NSL has collected all the infinity stones (first round picks), time for them to start cheaply upgrading their talent. But at what cost should it be? |
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Do Hornets fan still believe that Ja is their best player? |
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Upgrades people, Upgrades! Indiana officially open to talking trade deals involving its week 9 eligible players for upgrades |
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Hawks leaving no stone unturned in potential trade targets, have inquired on several big names |