Week 10 Rumor Mill

[edited by TheYeetMaster]

TEAM RUMOR

At 13-26, many are wondering if Mem might blow it up soon with no signs of improvement. Could it soon be time for rookies Castle and Edey to shine? We may soon find out.

Orlando with the big upset over Cleveland, Kyrie drops 61 points to upset the top team in the league. When asked about the scoring outburst, Irving had this to say. “The earth is flat and the Illuminati are real, can’t trust anyone, gotta do it on your own” teammates perplexed by this, but happy to win none the less.

Washington neck and neck with the top of the East as the trio of LeBron, Booker and Holiday continue to dominate. When asked about the key to success, LeBron said “competent players”

All is quiet in Boston, with no rumors of trades or moves of any kinds, fans are starting to wonder if the team will do anything by the deadline to improve sitting at 8th in the eastern conference.

OKC still sits atop the eastern conference with the stellar play of their two stars, AntMan and Trae young. When asked, the players said they are just happy to be on a winning team, taking shots at their parallel universe counterparts

With Jalen Johnson out for the season, teams have been calling to see if Denver would move him for a win now player. However, The Denver GM has no interest moving him, saying “I love him more than my own son”

Dallas in turmoil? Rescinded trades, fan protests, the whole world seems to be collapsing…. Oh wait, that’s the wrong universe, actually all is swell in NSL Dallas land, carry on.

After a rocky start and a bleak look, MIL has righted the ship and is firmly back in the playoff hunt while SGA continues to play like an MVP. When asked about his MVPs recent play, the MIL GM had this to say. “He’s playing great, he’s amazing, and he will never play in another teams uniform, no matter how much others dream about it”

After seeing what has happened to the GM in the alternate dimension that traded Luka, the Pels GM assures fans that Doncic will not be on the move anytime soon.

Prayers and chants can be heard coming from the Jazz locker room as the team is starting to run out of ideas on how to make Joel healthy, rumor has it they have an exorcist coming in next week.

A few games out of the top 6 in the west, Phx makes moves on the margins to try and move on up, is Diabate the answer?

Raptors slighted as a 17-3 record over their last 20 games wasn’t enough to land them a spot on the hottest teams list in recent NSL media pod. The North Remembers.

Rumor has it bronny has has been in trade talks. When asked whether or not it was true, the Hornets gm has this to say, “the day bronnys traded is the day I die, and am I dead yet? No, so there’s your answer”,

Lavine traded! Zach Lavine gets sent out for Jamal Murray in a deal that has yet to be finalized, but now we finally know what a Zach Lavine type package looks like.

Jamal Murray on the move? According to sources Murray has had his time in BKN come to an end, and as fans speculate where he’s going, the BKN GM is already out in force again, marketing Lauri away.

As rumors swirl of him potentially being on the block, RJ Barrett is reportedly having nightmares and moments of Deja Vu, when asked, he said “it’s like I’ve went through this before, it’s the weirdest thing”

Wild times in Sac town as team is on a 5 game winning streak for the first time in human history. As the team and fans celebrate, smoke can be seen coming out from the GMs office, however no one thinks its a fire.

Despite speculation from a so far disappointing season, Jalen Brunson is not on the move, and instead Detroit looks to bounce back soon. When asked for a comment, the Detroit GM was nowhere to be found.

So is Jimmy done brewing coffee? and does that mean he’ll finally be traded? Find out NEXT on Love Island Minnesota!

Contender on the rise? Chicago has won 10 in a row even with LaMelo hurt. Could a trade put em over the top?

Indy rumored to be after a big name player, while also rumored to be considering selling the farm and hitting the reset button, and are now rumored again to be big game hunting, and now rumored again to be holding a fire sale, and now rumored to….

LA GM taking a short trip down south for the Super Bowl. When asked about who he rather see win, his response was "I'd rather a meteor hit us than see either team win"

LUKA TRADED!? Rumor has it the Bucks are trading away Luka Garza as a prank in hopes of causing chaos around the league. So far already 3 different GMs have been tricked into believing that it was Doncic traded.

Portland GM heard yelling in his office “We are supposed to suck! Why don’t we suck! Why are we winning!” after winning 2 games in a row.

Philly Fire Sale? Not even a week after getting Dejounte Murray, he’s out for the season, causing the Philly Gm to rethink his season priorities.

CLE GM dreams of getting SGA and Giannis, but is constantly reminded by his alarm clock that dreams are in fact, just dreams.

After Lavine gets traded IRL, Atlanta reiterates that are looking for an NSL Lavine type package for Desmond Bane.

TEAM	RUMOR
	At 13-26, many are wondering if Mem might blow it up soon with no signs of improvement. Could it soon be time for rookies Castle and Edey to shine? We may soon find out.
	Orlando with the big upset over Cleveland, Kyrie drops 61 points to upset the top team in the league. When asked about the scoring outburst, Irving had this to say. “The earth is flat and the Illuminati are real, can’t trust anyone, gotta do it on your own” teammates perplexed by this, but happy to win none the less.
	Washington neck and neck with the top of the East as the trio of LeBron, Booker and Holiday continue to dominate. When asked about the key to success, LeBron said “competent players”
	All is quiet in Boston, with no rumors of trades or moves of any kinds, fans are starting to wonder if the team will do anything by the deadline to improve sitting at 8th in the eastern conference.
	OKC still sits atop the eastern conference with the stellar play of their two stars, AntMan and Trae young. When asked, the players said they are just happy to be on a winning team, taking shots at their parallel universe counterparts
	With Jalen Johnson out for the season, teams have been calling to see if Denver would move him for a win now player. However, The Denver GM has no interest moving him, saying “I love him more than my own son”
	Dallas in turmoil? Rescinded trades, fan protests, the whole world seems to be collapsing…. Oh wait, that’s the wrong universe, actually all is swell in NSL Dallas land, carry on.
	After a rocky start and a bleak look, MIL has righted the ship and is firmly back in the playoff hunt while SGA continues to play like an MVP. When asked about his MVPs recent play, the MIL GM had this to say. “He’s playing great, he’s amazing, and he will never play in another teams uniform, no matter how much others dream about it”
	After seeing what has happened to the GM in the alternate dimension that traded Luka, the Pels GM assures fans that Doncic will not be on the move anytime soon.
	Prayers and chants can be heard coming from the Jazz locker room as the team is starting to run out of ideas on how to make Joel healthy, rumor has it they have an exorcist coming in next week.
	A few games out of the top 6 in the west, Phx makes moves on the margins to try and move on up, is Diabate the answer?
	Raptors slighted as a 17-3 record over their last 20 games wasn’t enough to land them a spot on the hottest teams list in recent NSL media pod. The North Remembers.
	Rumor has it bronny has has been in trade talks. When asked whether or not it was true, the Hornets gm has this to say, “the day bronnys traded is the day I die, and am I dead yet? No, so there’s your answer”,
	Lavine traded! Zach Lavine gets sent out for Jamal Murray in a deal that has yet to be finalized, but now we finally know what a Zach Lavine type package looks like.
	Jamal Murray on the move? According to sources Murray has had his time in BKN come to an end, and as fans speculate where he’s going, the BKN GM is already out in force again, marketing Lauri away.
	As rumors swirl of him potentially being on the block, RJ Barrett is reportedly having nightmares and moments of Deja Vu, when asked, he said “it’s like I’ve went through this before, it’s the weirdest thing”
	Wild times in Sac town as team is on a 5 game winning streak for the first time in human history. As the team and fans celebrate, smoke can be seen coming out from the GMs office, however no one thinks its a fire.
	Despite speculation from a so far disappointing season, Jalen Brunson is not on the move, and instead Detroit looks to bounce back soon. When asked for a comment, the Detroit GM was nowhere to be found.
	So is Jimmy done brewing coffee? and does that mean he’ll finally be traded? Find out NEXT on Love Island Minnesota!
	Contender on the rise? Chicago has won 10 in a row even with LaMelo hurt. Could a trade put em over the top?
	Indy rumored to be after a big name player, while also rumored to be considering selling the farm and hitting the reset button, and are now rumored again to be big game hunting, and now rumored again to be holding a fire sale, and now rumored to….
	LA GM taking a short trip down south for the Super Bowl. When asked about who he rather see win, his response was "I'd rather a meteor hit us than see either team win"
	LUKA TRADED!? Rumor has it the Bucks are trading away Luka Garza as a prank in hopes of causing chaos around the league. So far already 3 different GMs have been tricked into believing that it was Doncic traded.
	Portland GM heard yelling in his office “We are supposed to suck! Why don’t we suck! Why are we winning!” after winning 2 games in a row.
	Philly Fire Sale? Not even a week after getting Dejounte Murray, he’s out for the season, causing the Philly Gm to rethink his season priorities.
	CLE GM dreams of getting SGA and Giannis, but is constantly reminded by his alarm clock that dreams are in fact, just dreams.
	After Lavine gets traded IRL, Atlanta reiterates that are looking for an NSL Lavine type package for Desmond Bane.