NBA SIMS LEAGUE Just some fun
[edited by laddas]
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I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, you know, I'm just a. Just a big, hairy American winning machine. |
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Does anyone know of any good companies that make bionic knees and obliques? |
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"Things we thought we'd never hear for $500" Steph! Stop shooting the fucking ball! "That is correct" |
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Spurs only lose when the script says so "there's no way teams actually play better than us in a game, it's all just the Truman show!" |
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"Hello, my name is Sean, and I have an addiction" |
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Blazers GM seen demanding 1st round picks be listed on the Fortune 500. "They're a legitimate stock option, how can people not see this?" |
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Deni, Deni, Deni can't you see, sometimes your play just hypnotizes me! |
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I got a Bona... you can get a Bona too! |
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Restaurant profits have plummeted, at least by 75% city wide. Owners marched just yesterday demanding Zion come back |
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He might be the most annoying, ugliest little shit in the league, but I love him like a son |
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Vegas baby! |
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I'm not even trying yet |
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An exhausted Ethan, the beloved gm in minnesota, has been receiving death threats from locals in Milwaukee for their average start. "Wait, I'm managing Milwaukee?" He replied. Not helping his case at all |
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An exhausted Ethan, the beloved gm in minnesota, has been receiving death threats from locals in Milwaukee for their average start. "Wait, I'm managing Milwaukee?" He replied. Not helping his case at all |
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"Here, at Miami Globo Gym, we're better than you, and we know it!" |
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Jaylen Brown continues to crash and burn as the number 1 banana. Management apparently harass Boston everyday trying to get Tatum in Memphis to carry him through the season. |
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Recent food budget numbers have exploded, management can't figure it out as every player has dropped 10 pounds except for this guy named Plion Philliamson... no one has been able to find him just yet |
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Jordan Poole on the outs? "Get him the fuck outta here!" GM Andrew heard doing his best Ari Gold impression |
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"Has anyone got a fucking Indiana game!?!" Screams heard from under 10 feet of snow |
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I told y'all Haliburton was a SG! |
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"I can feel it, coming in the air toniiiiiiight... oh, lord!" "Hello darkness my old friend..." Lyrics heard on repeat in GM Dazmans office. Word is he's ok, but apparently misses the beer in Wisconsin |
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INDIIIIIIII.... DETROIIIIIIIIIIIT! |
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"We've just signed a new player! He's had +1134 different changes, may I introduce you all to... Glonovan Bitchell!" |
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Late night chanting through the entire area of Dallas has caused some citizens who dont follow basketball, to think a weird cult is starting about flags or something |
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Shams had the opportunity to do the wildest announcement before Woj but chose humanity, compassion over the clout. Good man |
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Ty Jerome for a 1st has been doing the rounds on social media. Through the laughter and memes, the posts have also been flagged as "misinformation" in regards to his actual basketball talent being worth it. |
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JA. MORANT. |
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PAY THAT MAN! Nets give Shandon Bingram, Head of Security, a huge payrise to keep him around the club. GM Breece said the name got lost in translation |
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Suns brass have received non stop "anonymous" phone calls of what sounds like a man whailing and crying. Call tracing shows its coming from downtown Boston |
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Hawks looking to bring unknown phenom Alec Cider and team him up with Gradey Dick |
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| Comments (1) | |||
| Nels 12/06 08:29 pm | Haha, love how Ethan’s rumour is ctrl v + ctrl c for mil and min. Not sure anyone knows who he is gm of still. This does not help haha | ||