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Reigns handed to interim GM in Toronto for the play-in while the GM is on temporary hiatus ...   DeRozan slaps Drake fan with paper bowl of Sushi ...   Even with Middleton back in the fold, Suns to lean on young gun Sharpe to carry offensive workload ...  
Apr 26 2:38 am

Sources say...

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TEAM RUMOR
New Orleans Pelicans Murmurs that Leeroy has employed every anti-voodoo and curse-blocking beings that he could find, in order to get a run of luck.
Memphis Grizzlies Word out of Memphis is Bam is being shopped and the team will be re constructed around Brown.
LA Clippers Clippers answering machine service stated that everything is well and Paolo is almost back.
Orlando Magic - could not reach a source for comment (they were asleep) -
Philadelphia 76ers Rumblings in Phili that a big shake up trade is a possibility.
Phoenix Suns Word out of Phoenix is Shaedon Sharpe is unhappy with demotion: 'he's been the saviour to be for two years and now he's a role player; he isn't thrilled.'
Indiana Pacers Indy insider reported that 'spirits are surprisingly high' for a team that hasn't won a game and has no luck. 'Strong culture', they added.
Houston Rockets Sources out of Houstan say that everything is "pretty chill". Staff have been told to sleep in until further notice.
Golden State Warriors Sources from the NBA state that all Warriors personel were drug tested after their back to back wins: 'something doesn't add up'.
LA Lakers Those close to Zion report he isn't actually in great shape at all, but wears ground breaking technology that reflects light to make him appear slim and in shape: "he's actually on a mobility scooter underneath the tech-suit", one source explained.
Portland Trail Blazers Reports out of Portland state that whatever sentiment was left in the GM's mind is gone with Ivey's season ending injury: "he was the only one with highlights worth a damn."
Detroit Pistons Sources say GM Sheed pretty much works part time and can only be heard mumbling two words, from time to time: "too short."
San Antonio Spurs Sources report after the loss to the Kings, GM Nelso embraced Giannis and was overheard saying "hey, we have had some good times".
Toronto Raptors Sources say Despite the win over the conference leading Wizards, there appeared to be an obvious tension between Curry and Durant apparently still lingering from an altercation that took place earlier in the week. Will Toronto be forced to make a trade?
Cleveland Cavaliers Sources say that the Cavs are looking into a condensing deal that could land them the 'condensed milk' of NBA players.
Sacramento Kings Sources say the Kings are already talking the 'P' word.
Utah Jazz Source close to Embiid says he isn't happy with the situation in Utah - "he says there's too many things to trip over and fall down".
Washington Wizards Sources say that Joshua and LeBron share a nightly hyperbaric chamber sauna together.
Chicago Bulls Beat reporter for the Bulls accidentally reveals that Lamelo Ball wears a thong on game day.
Charlotte Hornets Sources report that the Hornets are thrilled with their start to the season and aren't looking to make moves, despite their terrible depth.
Boston Celtics Sources say that Boston is looking to cut multiple home-grown young talents in order to get ahead of the financial tsunami looming next season.
Brooklyn Nets Sources say that Breece and Jamal Murray had heated words, around Murray acting like an Alpha but playing like a Beta.
Atlanta Hawks Sources say that Quickley was quickly rested due to being "too talented for this team, right now".
Dallas Mavericks Sources within the Mavs' organisation have reported that the training facility has been flooded with 2k 'doctors', in a strong effort to stop the digital players becoming sick from digital illnesses and creating a digital pandemic in the make-believe 2k world.

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