NBA SIMS LEAGUE Sources say...
[edited by jmac]
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Murmurs that Leeroy has employed every anti-voodoo and curse-blocking beings that he could find, in order to get a run of luck. |
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Word out of Memphis is Bam is being shopped and the team will be re constructed around Brown. |
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Clippers answering machine service stated that everything is well and Paolo is almost back. |
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- could not reach a source for comment (they were asleep) - |
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Rumblings in Phili that a big shake up trade is a possibility. |
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Word out of Phoenix is Shaedon Sharpe is unhappy with demotion: 'he's been the saviour to be for two years and now he's a role player; he isn't thrilled.' |
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Indy insider reported that 'spirits are surprisingly high' for a team that hasn't won a game and has no luck. 'Strong culture', they added. |
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Sources out of Houstan say that everything is "pretty chill". Staff have been told to sleep in until further notice. |
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Sources from the NBA state that all Warriors personel were drug tested after their back to back wins: 'something doesn't add up'. |
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Those close to Zion report he isn't actually in great shape at all, but wears ground breaking technology that reflects light to make him appear slim and in shape: "he's actually on a mobility scooter underneath the tech-suit", one source explained. |
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Reports out of Portland state that whatever sentiment was left in the GM's mind is gone with Ivey's season ending injury: "he was the only one with highlights worth a damn." |
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Sources say GM Sheed pretty much works part time and can only be heard mumbling two words, from time to time: "too short." |
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Sources report after the loss to the Kings, GM Nelso embraced Giannis and was overheard saying "hey, we have had some good times". |
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Sources say Despite the win over the conference leading Wizards, there appeared to be an obvious tension between Curry and Durant apparently still lingering from an altercation that took place earlier in the week. Will Toronto be forced to make a trade? |
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Sources say that the Cavs are looking into a condensing deal that could land them the 'condensed milk' of NBA players. |
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Sources say the Kings are already talking the 'P' word. |
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Source close to Embiid says he isn't happy with the situation in Utah - "he says there's too many things to trip over and fall down". |
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Sources say that Joshua and LeBron share a nightly hyperbaric chamber sauna together. |
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Beat reporter for the Bulls accidentally reveals that Lamelo Ball wears a thong on game day. |
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Sources report that the Hornets are thrilled with their start to the season and aren't looking to make moves, despite their terrible depth. |
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Sources say that Boston is looking to cut multiple home-grown young talents in order to get ahead of the financial tsunami looming next season. |
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Sources say that Breece and Jamal Murray had heated words, around Murray acting like an Alpha but playing like a Beta. |
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Sources say that Quickley was quickly rested due to being "too talented for this team, right now". |
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Sources within the Mavs' organisation have reported that the training facility has been flooded with 2k 'doctors', in a strong effort to stop the digital players becoming sick from digital illnesses and creating a digital pandemic in the make-believe 2k world. |
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