Week 6 Rumor Mill

[edited by KLEMMELO]

TEAM RUMOR

The bars been set barely a finger width or two off the ground for the Heat given their nightmare run of injuries and lackluster performance in previous seasons... If you ask Pistol though, the East is his oyster and its not outside the realm of possibility, that with a couple of smart trades, the Heat could rise again.

Expecting to see Smokey somehow turn the tables within a season and be back with a young, shiny new team to take down the East once more... Light work it seems, with currently projected picks 3/11/19/30 in the upcoming, Uber stacked 2025 Draft.

Nightmare turn of events for the Magic with Kyrie going down for a couple weeks or so... What's the plan?

Pray4LJ

The Clips still playing with house money and despite numerous key, long term injuries are managing to keep the ship afloat perhaps even toying with the idea of some play in shenanigans.

'Heh... Fools, this isn't even my final form...'

A man who took his fair share of lickings post Curry trade... Is now the only one laughing as him and his Nuggets start to put together the pieces and remain as an ongoing contender out West.

Laddas now primed to finally climb back up the standings, back into relevance after a short hiatus... Anyone with even half a brain shouldn't of doubted the comeback kid for a second.

No Corndog? No problem... Still can't remember the new guys name but that's not important. They got Jimmy/AD/Val and as long as they still own Minny Town they'll be golden.

And they said that Trey couldn't lead a team to anything meaningful... Undersized guard, rubbish hair cut, high pitched squeaky voice. He seemingly had everything working against him... Who's laughing not but...

Still waiting for the Raps to do something...

Stuck between a Rock and a hard truth; An inevitable rebuild looming... The Sixers and Ole Mate Benny have a bit of work to do before this franchise starts to look like they're settling in for the long game. Someone should break it to him that position restrictions have been around for a hot minute and starting 5 big men isn't actually aloud.

Stumbling out of the gates early, the Celts haven't quite lived up to all the hype on the back of a strong showing last season. By Toby's standards they've been far more active on the trade front... Times ticking as they have about 4 consolidation trades needing to be made, before this roster starts to make sense.

The leagues talking heads prior to the season starting, would've never foresaw the Bucks looking to ship off 'Papier-mâché P' THIS early on... Apparently 24.5/5.9/3.6/1.5 averages so far doesn't quite cut it for the reigning champs under new management.

I mean... The Kid DID try to warn us... Wemby' greatness proving to be invulnerable to the occasional black out drunk escapades of their young GM. Try as he might.

What was once a league only known to have the stand alone 'Bank of Ben' to facilitate all our financial/trading needs... 'J-Mac Incorporated' swoops in and sets up shop just down the road, offering far better interest rates and a cache of draft capital far eclipsing that of Ole mate Benny. Ahhh Capitalism...

Almost as quickly as they rose to relevance... The Lakers are on the brink of staring down into the abyss of 'league bottom feeders' once again. A cautionary tale indeed. Did they fly to close to the Sun?

In a cruel twist of fate, with news of Doncic going down for an extended period of time... Surely New Orleans faithful are already so close to chalking this season up as another loss, once again plagued by injuries and misfortune.

In this engines 'big swing' to which positions/player types it favors... Are the Rockets finally prone to take over the West on the back of Jokers dominance?

Sources close to the Spurs and GM Nels say he refuses to let the 'Thanos Era' die. Reports say he is well and truly prepared to go down with the ship.

Ja back with a vengeance, re upped and ready to go from the start of the season for a change... Are the Hornets finally worth of true contender status?

Lamelo finally putting to bed the worn out narrative of him being a 'Good stats, Bad team guy'.

The already very legit Cavaliers fanbase, don't seem to mind the pressure that comes with being one of the few lynch pins shouldering the argument that the East is actually any good this season.

Multiple GM's around the league not afraid to comment on how cute it is to be subject to the continuous 'empty threats' of being included on any of Klemmelo' silly 'lists'.

After years of being the butt of league wide jokes and banter; Wizards Championship run loading...

Sources close to the Grizzlies report that their front office as a whole have officially decided to end their “Sacramento trading charity” campaign.

TEAM	RUMOR
	The bars been set barely a finger width or two off the ground for the Heat given their nightmare run of injuries and lackluster performance in previous seasons... If you ask Pistol though, the East is his oyster and its not outside the realm of possibility, that with a couple of smart trades, the Heat could rise again.
	Expecting to see Smokey somehow turn the tables within a season and be back with a young, shiny new team to take down the East once more... Light work it seems, with currently projected picks 3/11/19/30 in the upcoming, Uber stacked 2025 Draft.
	Nightmare turn of events for the Magic with Kyrie going down for a couple weeks or so... What's the plan?
	Pray4LJ
	The Clips still playing with house money and despite numerous key, long term injuries are managing to keep the ship afloat perhaps even toying with the idea of some play in shenanigans.
	'Heh... Fools, this isn't even my final form...'
	A man who took his fair share of lickings post Curry trade... Is now the only one laughing as him and his Nuggets start to put together the pieces and remain as an ongoing contender out West.
	Laddas now primed to finally climb back up the standings, back into relevance after a short hiatus... Anyone with even half a brain shouldn't of doubted the comeback kid for a second.
	No Corndog? No problem... Still can't remember the new guys name but that's not important. They got Jimmy/AD/Val and as long as they still own Minny Town they'll be golden.
	And they said that Trey couldn't lead a team to anything meaningful... Undersized guard, rubbish hair cut, high pitched squeaky voice. He seemingly had everything working against him... Who's laughing not but...
	Still waiting for the Raps to do something...
	Stuck between a Rock and a hard truth; An inevitable rebuild looming... The Sixers and Ole Mate Benny have a bit of work to do before this franchise starts to look like they're settling in for the long game. Someone should break it to him that position restrictions have been around for a hot minute and starting 5 big men isn't actually aloud.
	Stumbling out of the gates early, the Celts haven't quite lived up to all the hype on the back of a strong showing last season. By Toby's standards they've been far more active on the trade front... Times ticking as they have about 4 consolidation trades needing to be made, before this roster starts to make sense.
	The leagues talking heads prior to the season starting, would've never foresaw the Bucks looking to ship off 'Papier-mâché P' THIS early on... Apparently 24.5/5.9/3.6/1.5 averages so far doesn't quite cut it for the reigning champs under new management.
	I mean... The Kid DID try to warn us... Wemby' greatness proving to be invulnerable to the occasional black out drunk escapades of their young GM. Try as he might.
	What was once a league only known to have the stand alone 'Bank of Ben' to facilitate all our financial/trading needs... 'J-Mac Incorporated' swoops in and sets up shop just down the road, offering far better interest rates and a cache of draft capital far eclipsing that of Ole mate Benny. Ahhh Capitalism...
	Almost as quickly as they rose to relevance... The Lakers are on the brink of staring down into the abyss of 'league bottom feeders' once again. A cautionary tale indeed. Did they fly to close to the Sun?
	In a cruel twist of fate, with news of Doncic going down for an extended period of time... Surely New Orleans faithful are already so close to chalking this season up as another loss, once again plagued by injuries and misfortune.
	In this engines 'big swing' to which positions/player types it favors... Are the Rockets finally prone to take over the West on the back of Jokers dominance?
	Sources close to the Spurs and GM Nels say he refuses to let the 'Thanos Era' die. Reports say he is well and truly prepared to go down with the ship.
	Ja back with a vengeance, re upped and ready to go from the start of the season for a change... Are the Hornets finally worth of true contender status?
	Lamelo finally putting to bed the worn out narrative of him being a 'Good stats, Bad team guy'.
	The already very legit Cavaliers fanbase, don't seem to mind the pressure that comes with being one of the few lynch pins shouldering the argument that the East is actually any good this season.
	Multiple GM's around the league not afraid to comment on how cute it is to be subject to the continuous 'empty threats' of being included on any of Klemmelo' silly 'lists'.
	After years of being the butt of league wide jokes and banter; Wizards Championship run loading...
	Sources close to the Grizzlies report that their front office as a whole have officially decided to end their “Sacramento trading charity” campaign.

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		Comments (1)
jmac 01/09 11:26 pm	Nice one

	LAL	95
	PHO	82

	BOS	92
	MIA	118

	LAC	107
	POR	98

	HOU	120
	MIA	122

	NY	112
	PHI	101

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