Week 2 Rumor Mill

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TEAM RUMOR

The 76ers have ended up building a hospital wing onto the stadium to save the travel time to the emergency room and recovery ward.

Kyle Filipowski had looked good as the teams starting C. Could be perhaps the most surprising rookie of the year candidate in a while.

Leeroy and Luka, sitting in a tree, W-I-N-N-I-N-G.

Are things as bad as they seem in Milwaukee? Injuries and a tough schedule might be masking the truth that Bucks are good.

Rumours are starting to spread that the Miami Front Office are willing to trade for a great return.

What is up with the Grizzlies? Back in the for the finances but it's all red for the performance on the court.

Justin checking with admins if it is possible to trade foe retired players after running out of injured stars to trade for.

The Clippers continue to gently prod the trade market, waiting for the right opportunity to land another contributor.

The Yeet party plays on as the Indiana Pacers look right at home in the playoff jostling.

Confucius say that man who teaches others wisdom has to still surround his superstar player with vetted role players.

The unsinkable Dazman himself has even had some dark thoughts during the Warriors rough start to the season.

From outcast to en vogue: Dean Wade, journeyman, wastes no time becoming beloved in Phoenix, already part of the leadership group.

WILL SOMEBODY SAY DETROIT!?!?

This is the best Nuggets team we have seen in the NSL. They are rising as the West looks as open as it ever has. Can they make their mark? Digga thinks so.

The league unites in wishing beloved Mavericks GM LJ the very best in regard to the health and wellness of his family. Fight!

Cavaliers fans are daring to dream of big things. Drummond, the most beloved big man glitch of all time, brings with him '"contender-like" qualities. The Cavaliers look the part, dispatching with New Orleans and Milwaukee.

Lamelo Ball does nothing to dissuade the rumours of a robotic ankle being installed over the offseason; man is on a tear and not even one ankle roll!

GM Craig holds a team meeting to address cohesion issues from the first week's games. Ja Morant was busy shooting... a commercial for Hornets season ticket holders.

Giannis being asked to do more for the Spurs now than ever before (and that's saying something), including off the court. Fresh off a week averaging Wilt Chamberlain numbers, Giannis helps teammate Jose Alvarado reach the keypad to get into the training facility and Bruno Fernando to read.

GM Breece continues to knock back requests to remove Brandon Ingram from Brookyln colours; fresh off birthday party drinks, Breece told other GMs to "sod off with your wet paper offers."

Kevon Looney makes his way to the Raptors, as does Rui Hachimura. Dylan feeling more at ease than when he melted down after the Game 1 loss and Steph Curry shooting shitshow.

Jared McCain an instant celebrity in Boston, banking a +10 in 2k ratings, the highest single rating jump. Due to this, Toby will no longer trade any of his drafted players to you.

In between pints and a chip butty, Aussie-expat Josh might finally be on the cusp of a title after years of paying his dues. You can now reach him on Discord after some electricity bill issues made it tough all off season.

Atlanta marketing department still figuring out a way to make Dick a central part of all media communications.

Despite Joel Embiid having the same body type as Nick Nurse, the talented Utah Jazz stamp their name on the ballot of true contenders for the 24-25 season.

TEAM	RUMOR
	The 76ers have ended up building a hospital wing onto the stadium to save the travel time to the emergency room and recovery ward.
	Kyle Filipowski had looked good as the teams starting C. Could be perhaps the most surprising rookie of the year candidate in a while.
	Leeroy and Luka, sitting in a tree, W-I-N-N-I-N-G.
	Are things as bad as they seem in Milwaukee? Injuries and a tough schedule might be masking the truth that Bucks are good.
	Rumours are starting to spread that the Miami Front Office are willing to trade for a great return.
	What is up with the Grizzlies? Back in the for the finances but it's all red for the performance on the court.
	Justin checking with admins if it is possible to trade foe retired players after running out of injured stars to trade for.
	The Clippers continue to gently prod the trade market, waiting for the right opportunity to land another contributor.
	The Yeet party plays on as the Indiana Pacers look right at home in the playoff jostling.
	Confucius say that man who teaches others wisdom has to still surround his superstar player with vetted role players.
	The unsinkable Dazman himself has even had some dark thoughts during the Warriors rough start to the season.
	From outcast to en vogue: Dean Wade, journeyman, wastes no time becoming beloved in Phoenix, already part of the leadership group.
	WILL SOMEBODY SAY DETROIT!?!?
	This is the best Nuggets team we have seen in the NSL. They are rising as the West looks as open as it ever has. Can they make their mark? Digga thinks so.
	The league unites in wishing beloved Mavericks GM LJ the very best in regard to the health and wellness of his family. Fight!
	Cavaliers fans are daring to dream of big things. Drummond, the most beloved big man glitch of all time, brings with him '"contender-like" qualities. The Cavaliers look the part, dispatching with New Orleans and Milwaukee.
	Lamelo Ball does nothing to dissuade the rumours of a robotic ankle being installed over the offseason; man is on a tear and not even one ankle roll!
	GM Craig holds a team meeting to address cohesion issues from the first week's games. Ja Morant was busy shooting... a commercial for Hornets season ticket holders.
	Giannis being asked to do more for the Spurs now than ever before (and that's saying something), including off the court. Fresh off a week averaging Wilt Chamberlain numbers, Giannis helps teammate Jose Alvarado reach the keypad to get into the training facility and Bruno Fernando to read.
	GM Breece continues to knock back requests to remove Brandon Ingram from Brookyln colours; fresh off birthday party drinks, Breece told other GMs to "sod off with your wet paper offers."
	Kevon Looney makes his way to the Raptors, as does Rui Hachimura. Dylan feeling more at ease than when he melted down after the Game 1 loss and Steph Curry shooting shitshow.
	Jared McCain an instant celebrity in Boston, banking a +10 in 2k ratings, the highest single rating jump. Due to this, Toby will no longer trade any of his drafted players to you.
	In between pints and a chip butty, Aussie-expat Josh might finally be on the cusp of a title after years of paying his dues. You can now reach him on Discord after some electricity bill issues made it tough all off season.
	Atlanta marketing department still figuring out a way to make Dick a central part of all media communications.
	Despite Joel Embiid having the same body type as Nick Nurse, the talented Utah Jazz stamp their name on the ballot of true contenders for the 24-25 season.

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		Comments (2)
Dylan 11/25 07:39 am	Game 3 win*
Nels 11/25 07:27 am	Hahaha. Nice work Giannis! Classic rumours!

	SAC	98
	LAC	103

	CHA	110
	PHO	113

	LAL	97
	SA	121

	IND	110
	LAL	107

	GS	101
	CLE	107

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