Week 12 Rumor Mill

[edited by Joshua]

TEAM RUMOR

Smokey seen at every Duke game this season. March Madness can’t come quick enough

Pelicans 1 million away from getting under the luxury tax. Watch this space

Edey and Bam battle causing issues in Memphis. Time for Bam to be shown the door?

Houston on track for best season in franchise history. Jokic for MVP

Playoffs chance in hot contest. Fans are calling for the GM to make a win now trade

Money crunch incoming for Denver. Penny pinching trades might be looked at very appealing

Simons rumoured to be unhappy in Cleveland. I deserve to start in this league

Zach Lavine enjoying shot uptick in Brooklyn but are they done?

Orlando staff very quiet as the losses become to pile up. Can the ship be righted, or is it right on track?

PG informed to look at rentals rather than purchasing in Philadelphia. Another relocation on the horizon?

MJ who? It’s MW now

Mobley seen at a luggage store ordering some new suitcases. Trade imminent?

Ad out. Another big man coming in for the Wolves? Phone lines are active

As one of the only teams with cap space, are clippers going to be big trade players before th deadline?

All in Hornets nervous after not being able to topple a weakened Wizards. Divisional race is tight

With a win over OKC, are lakers back to contending?

Warriors have nearly climbed out of the top draft slot after clever trading from GM. GSW draft pick holders a nervous wreck

Sexton has found some of Michael’s secret stuff left in the back of his locker. “Random” drug test incoming after his play

Portland has had to open a bank account in the Cayman Islands after their first bank has told them they can’t insure that many first round picks in their war chest

No Giannis, no Spurs?

The early GG reverse curse officially been named “the yeet”. Pacers yet to officially comment on the name

Steph in thin ice with the Raptors brass after not being able to lead his team to victory without Kd

Celtics looking to condense. Is it possible to pry any of Toby’s “sons” off the roster. Any of the 15?

Hawks staff left stunned and have gone back to the drawing board after a shock come from behind win over the wizards

Klemm has had to cancel his annual June holidays after the current Kings win streak

Jazz medical staff on the block after Embiids extended injuries

Whispers of Booker being unhappy being the second fiddle in Washington

TEAM	RUMOR
	Smokey seen at every Duke game this season. March Madness can’t come quick enough
	Pelicans 1 million away from getting under the luxury tax. Watch this space
	Edey and Bam battle causing issues in Memphis. Time for Bam to be shown the door?
	Houston on track for best season in franchise history. Jokic for MVP
	Playoffs chance in hot contest. Fans are calling for the GM to make a win now trade
	Money crunch incoming for Denver. Penny pinching trades might be looked at very appealing
	Simons rumoured to be unhappy in Cleveland. I deserve to start in this league
	Zach Lavine enjoying shot uptick in Brooklyn but are they done?
	Orlando staff very quiet as the losses become to pile up. Can the ship be righted, or is it right on track?
	PG informed to look at rentals rather than purchasing in Philadelphia. Another relocation on the horizon?
	MJ who? It’s MW now
	Mobley seen at a luggage store ordering some new suitcases. Trade imminent?
	Ad out. Another big man coming in for the Wolves? Phone lines are active
	As one of the only teams with cap space, are clippers going to be big trade players before th deadline?
	All in Hornets nervous after not being able to topple a weakened Wizards. Divisional race is tight
	With a win over OKC, are lakers back to contending?
	Warriors have nearly climbed out of the top draft slot after clever trading from GM. GSW draft pick holders a nervous wreck
	Sexton has found some of Michael’s secret stuff left in the back of his locker. “Random” drug test incoming after his play
	Portland has had to open a bank account in the Cayman Islands after their first bank has told them they can’t insure that many first round picks in their war chest
	No Giannis, no Spurs?
	The early GG reverse curse officially been named “the yeet”. Pacers yet to officially comment on the name
	Steph in thin ice with the Raptors brass after not being able to lead his team to victory without Kd
	Celtics looking to condense. Is it possible to pry any of Toby’s “sons” off the roster. Any of the 15?
	Hawks staff left stunned and have gone back to the drawing board after a shock come from behind win over the wizards
	Klemm has had to cancel his annual June holidays after the current Kings win streak
	Jazz medical staff on the block after Embiids extended injuries
	Whispers of Booker being unhappy being the second fiddle in Washington