Week 19 Rumor Mill

[edited by breece]

TEAM RUMOR

GM Digga remains as quiet as possible and asks other to remain silent on 'under the radar' status of Nuggets as they continue in successful run - "Stop talking about us...look at Houston.....and the play-in race!"

Jaylen Brown cites NSL articles and pods from early season as the catalyst for his recent performances - "I was mad. I was embarassed. I wanted to go it for our GM." - Brown stated in an explosive moment when asked what his favourite home-made dish is on podcast 'Eat with an Athlete'

New recruit Trae Young quickly purchases $7 million property in Detroit - https://www.redfin.com/MI/Detroit/1771-Balmoral-Dr-48203/home/192589992 - "I kept all the antiques, I kept the animal rug, and I am on the lookout for a landscape/gardener!" - Young posted on social media

A suggestive leaked video has come out looking to include explicit involvement from Lebron James - "We at the Wizards do not have comment for such lude and explicit content, but if it was Lebron, it just goes to show he can perform in any arena," - GM Joshua stated when asked

With a 9-game losing streak, an exposee has unearthed grim details that suggest GM LJ has been lacing the Mavericks waterbottles; unconfirmed sources and unidentified whistleblowers suggest this has led to the stunting performances - "It's just GATORADE! Feirce Grape!" - GM LJ expressed at a recent press conference.

Early sales of Butvis 2223 jerseys reach all-time high in Minnesota - "I have been lined up for over an hour, I gotta have the Butvis jersey!" - Leanne Witherspoon (Minneapolis native)

After recent loss and being held by Jusuf Nurkic, Houston executives hold sit down with Jokic to address his desires to quit the league - "Come on big guy, its not that bad, you're still the best there is," - Overheard from GM Vitt

Tatum-less Celtics fans schedule state-wide rituals to heal their star - "Jayson is to us, what avocado is to guacamole, what oxygen is to fire, he is everything to us" - Boston Local

GM Jonathan pens open letter to Lamelo Ball, and stands outside his house with boombox (ala. Say Anything) - "Dear Lamelo, I would always give you the ball, we rose above and flourished, then you had to fall. Dear Lamelo, you complete me and the team, the painful distance between us, where once together we would dream..."

Poole, Hartenstein and Monk begin their early post-season preparations, collaborating on a fashion venture together under the title - Fashion Warriors. Poole has recently released a TikTok page - CoolPooleSchool, Hartenstein has released a book called "I<3Hartenstein - Styles for the 7 Footer", and Monk has started a clothing store called 'Spunk Monk'

Zion organises for Injury Bros fieldtrip - Amen, Walker and Toumani partake and all visit Disneyland Anaheim. Kahwi declines the invitation - he prefers other activites to have fun. "We rode Hyperspace Mountain, The Incredicoaster, and Toumani bought us all ice-cream, it was the bestest day ever," - Zion

Desmond Bane takes private plane, dresses as cosplay version of Batman's Bane at Atlanta Insane ComicCon - "The Hawks organisation remain silent on this,"

GM Mailo has openly stated that Keldon Johnson will be the new franchise player, pundits claim that this is a ploy to speed up Kyrie's injury rehab - "He is just a much better player, and leader, and gives us more,"

GM JMac has sent a mix of cryptic texts to Trailblazer players, causing confusion on and off the court - "Be the wind, and ride the sails..." / "Tower above, and scorch the earth..." / "Open your mind, bury yourself..."

To avoid fines for 'gun slinging' celebration, Morant hires Wade Robson for alternative celebrations - "Morant has a nature knack for dance, we are currently working up the Achy Breaky Heart celebration,"

Allegations of match fixing plague the Clippers, NSL executives watch hundreds of hours of tape - "We have watched a lot of Paolo, and we can confirm, he is very good,"

Milwaukee rest SGA before the playoffs with mystery injury - 'He has a severe case of Fauxplaxiatosis'

TEAM	RUMOR
	GM Digga remains as quiet as possible and asks other to remain silent on 'under the radar' status of Nuggets as they continue in successful run - *"Stop talking about us...look at Houston.....and the play-in race!"*
	Jaylen Brown cites NSL articles and pods from early season as the catalyst for his recent performances - *"I was mad. I was embarassed. I wanted to go it for our GM." - Brown stated in an explosive moment when asked what his favourite home-made dish is on podcast 'Eat with an Athlete'*
	New recruit Trae Young quickly purchases $7 million property in Detroit - https://www.redfin.com/MI/Detroit/1771-Balmoral-Dr-48203/home/192589992 - *"I kept all the antiques, I kept the animal rug, and I am on the lookout for a landscape/gardener!" - Young posted on social media*
	A suggestive leaked video has come out looking to include explicit involvement from Lebron James - *"We at the Wizards do not have comment for such lude and explicit content, but if it was Lebron, it just goes to show he can perform in any arena," - GM Joshua stated when asked*
	With a 9-game losing streak, an exposee has unearthed grim details that suggest GM LJ has been lacing the Mavericks waterbottles; unconfirmed sources and unidentified whistleblowers suggest this has led to the stunting performances - *"It's just GATORADE! Feirce Grape!" - GM LJ expressed at a recent press conference.*
	Early sales of Butvis 2223 jerseys reach all-time high in Minnesota - *"I have been lined up for over an hour, I gotta have the Butvis jersey!" - Leanne Witherspoon (Minneapolis native)*
	After recent loss and being held by Jusuf Nurkic, Houston executives hold sit down with Jokic to address his desires to quit the league - *"Come on big guy, its not that bad, you're still the best there is," - Overheard from GM Vitt*
	Tatum-less Celtics fans schedule state-wide rituals to heal their star - *"Jayson is to us, what avocado is to guacamole, what oxygen is to fire, he is everything to us" - Boston Local*
	GM Jonathan pens open letter to Lamelo Ball, and stands outside his house with boombox (ala. Say Anything) - "Dear Lamelo, I would always give you the ball, we rose above and flourished, then you had to fall. Dear Lamelo, you complete me and the team, the painful distance between us, where once together we would dream..."
	Poole, Hartenstein and Monk begin their early post-season preparations, collaborating on a fashion venture together under the title - *Fashion Warriors. Poole has recently released a TikTok page - CoolPooleSchool, Hartenstein has released a book called "I<3Hartenstein - Styles for the 7 Footer", and Monk has started a clothing store called 'Spunk Monk'*
	Zion organises for Injury Bros fieldtrip - Amen, Walker and Toumani partake and all visit Disneyland Anaheim. Kahwi declines the invitation - he prefers other activites to have fun. *"We rode Hyperspace Mountain, The Incredicoaster, and Toumani bought us all ice-cream, it was the bestest day ever," - Zion*
	Desmond Bane takes private plane, dresses as cosplay version of Batman's Bane at Atlanta Insane ComicCon - *"The Hawks organisation remain silent on this,"*
	GM Mailo has openly stated that Keldon Johnson will be the new franchise player, pundits claim that this is a ploy to speed up Kyrie's injury rehab - *"He is just a much better player, and leader, and gives us more,"*
	GM JMac has sent a mix of cryptic texts to Trailblazer players, causing confusion on and off the court - *"Be the wind, and ride the sails..." / "Tower above, and scorch the earth..." / "Open your mind, bury yourself..."*
	To avoid fines for 'gun slinging' celebration, Morant hires Wade Robson for alternative celebrations - *"Morant has a nature knack for dance, we are currently working up the Achy Breaky Heart celebration,"*
	Allegations of match fixing plague the Clippers, NSL executives watch hundreds of hours of tape - *"We have watched a lot of Paolo, and we can confirm, he is very good,"*
	Milwaukee rest SGA before the playoffs with mystery injury - '*He has a severe case of Fauxplaxiatosis'*

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	PHO	50
	UTAH	55

	NO	113
	UTAH	116

	BOS	122
	SA	131

	DAL	86
	MIN	107

	HOU	100
	IND	107

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