Week 4 Rumor Mill

[edited by Nels]

TEAM RUMOR

“What do you call a dead Lively?”
”Derek”

After an 8-7 start, sitting tin the play in picture, Gm Nenjamin was asked what his team needs- “we probably just need a bit more experience, some old mature heads in the locker room.” With an average team age of near 30, the remarks come off strange to say the least.

Gm Craig elated with recent form as his Hornets hit 6 wins in a row with Ja sidelined. “When Ja is back everyone might as well pack up, it’s our time.”

Gm Justin embracing the villain role, “they hate us because they ain’t us”

GM Shams looks to put the finishing touches on a stacked Cleveland Roster. Is a two-way player being traded?

Admin team meet at GM Daz’s place to discuss the implementation of the “early Gg” fine system. Daz, a champion of the league and voice of reason, has backed the harsher double digit fines proposal emphasising to the admin team that if the “Gg” is posted in the first half of the game, the fines must be severe. “Character of GM is crucial in this league, win, lose or draw, the Gg comes at the very end or at conclusion of the game.”

“How easy is this!” New Gm Cake Bandito is singing at the top of the NSL standings with best overall record.

Chicago dig deep for a gutsy 10 point win vs the top of the Conference Bucks. Jalen Suggs and LaMelo Ball put themselves on the best backcourt in the business map, taking it in turns to beat up on SGA who fouled out after just 19 mins of play. On route to locker room, Jonathon was heard shouting, "exceptional my ass!"

On the edge of the play-in picture, GM Bulldog and his Hawks look to find form, "We're looking for a cheat sheet, who's playbook should we purchase?"

After years of trading blows at the top of each Conference, Sheed and Jmac bury the hatchet, closing a deal for the first time ever? Gafford to Portland, Detroit regain their drafting flexibility. Once enemies, now trade buddies, has there ever been a better NSL feel-good story.

GM Laddas asks GM Justin if he will reliquish his Lakers role so Laddas can lead the favourite he has supported his whole life. Justin took one look at the Phoenix roster before replying, "No thanks"

Sabonis returns to join Jalen Johnson and Donovan Mitchell, the league watch closely to see if Digga and his Nuggets can return to the level expected. Will MPJ hit the block if they’re successful?

McCollum on being traded to Toronto - “finally I’ll play for a gm whose words won’t overshadow my production. I might be a chance at 6moty now!”

Dallas finally lose form, suffering a 5 game losing streak to fall from the top of the West. After the 5th successive loss, LJ was quoted on the record- "Now that's more like it!"

Miami start week 4 hot with big wins over NY and Toronto. GM pistol no longer amused by the draft lottery simulator…

Gm Rootsy’s epic drafting has been immortalised in the NSL with a Discord channel dedicated to his rookie glossing- #shamelessbrag. What a legacy!

Bucks move to a perfect 8-0 when Ethan doom-posts on Discord. Can he keep up this electric form all season? Will the league tolerate it?

When asked if the pre-tip off kissing controversy was good for the game, GM Jmac was perplexed “I don’t know what his obsession is with us, but we will happily continue to take his first round picks for 2-way contracts.”

Coach Yeet employs never before seen strategy, instructing his players to kiss Cooper Flagg on the lips before tip off. Will they bend over during the game against Portland, as they have so many times before in the trade office?

Teams inquiring about Pelle Larson after finding out Houston nearly traded for him

Jayson Tatum ramping up his workouts, GM Toby reportedly unhappy with his progress. “I was hoping he’d be out all year!”

Gm Klemm celebrating his birthday in style, when asked by the media what his plans are, Klemm slurred “lighting the beam, the ol Jim Beam baby.” Get that man on the prime time. Happy birthday big boi.

Lebron finally returns and looks like his old self. Booker displeased returning to the role as Robin?

TEAM	RUMOR
	“What do you call a dead Lively?” ”Derek”
	After an 8-7 start, sitting tin the play in picture, Gm Nenjamin was asked what his team needs- “we probably just need a bit more experience, some old mature heads in the locker room.” With an average team age of near 30, the remarks come off strange to say the least.
	Gm Craig elated with recent form as his Hornets hit 6 wins in a row with Ja sidelined. “When Ja is back everyone might as well pack up, it’s our time.”
	Gm Justin embracing the villain role, “they hate us because they ain’t us”
	GM Shams looks to put the finishing touches on a stacked Cleveland Roster. Is a two-way player being traded?
	Admin team meet at GM Daz’s place to discuss the implementation of the “early Gg” fine system. Daz, a champion of the league and voice of reason, has backed the harsher double digit fines proposal emphasising to the admin team that if the “Gg” is posted in the first half of the game, the fines must be severe. “Character of GM is crucial in this league, win, lose or draw, the Gg comes at the very end or at conclusion of the game.”
	“How easy is this!” New Gm Cake Bandito is singing at the top of the NSL standings with best overall record.
	Chicago dig deep for a gutsy 10 point win vs the top of the Conference Bucks. Jalen Suggs and LaMelo Ball put themselves on the best backcourt in the business map, taking it in turns to beat up on SGA who fouled out after just 19 mins of play. On route to locker room, Jonathon was heard shouting, "exceptional my ass!"
	On the edge of the play-in picture, GM Bulldog and his Hawks look to find form, "We're looking for a cheat sheet, who's playbook should we purchase?"
	After years of trading blows at the top of each Conference, Sheed and Jmac bury the hatchet, closing a deal for the first time ever? Gafford to Portland, Detroit regain their drafting flexibility. Once enemies, now trade buddies, has there ever been a better NSL feel-good story.
	GM Laddas asks GM Justin if he will reliquish his Lakers role so Laddas can lead the favourite he has supported his whole life. Justin took one look at the Phoenix roster before replying, "No thanks"
	Sabonis returns to join Jalen Johnson and Donovan Mitchell, the league watch closely to see if Digga and his Nuggets can return to the level expected. Will MPJ hit the block if they’re successful?
	McCollum on being traded to Toronto - “finally I’ll play for a gm whose words won’t overshadow my production. I might be a chance at 6moty now!”
	Dallas finally lose form, suffering a 5 game losing streak to fall from the top of the West. After the 5th successive loss, LJ was quoted on the record- "Now that's more like it!"
	Miami start week 4 hot with big wins over NY and Toronto. GM pistol no longer amused by the draft lottery simulator…
	Gm Rootsy’s epic drafting has been immortalised in the NSL with a Discord channel dedicated to his rookie glossing- #shamelessbrag. What a legacy!
	Bucks move to a perfect 8-0 when Ethan doom-posts on Discord. Can he keep up this electric form all season? Will the league tolerate it?
	When asked if the pre-tip off kissing controversy was good for the game, GM Jmac was perplexed “I don’t know what his obsession is with us, but we will happily continue to take his first round picks for 2-way contracts.”
	Coach Yeet employs never before seen strategy, instructing his players to kiss Cooper Flagg on the lips before tip off. Will they bend over during the game against Portland, as they have so many times before in the trade office?
	Teams inquiring about Pelle Larson after finding out Houston nearly traded for him
	Jayson Tatum ramping up his workouts, GM Toby reportedly unhappy with his progress. “I was hoping he’d be out all year!”
	Gm Klemm celebrating his birthday in style, when asked by the media what his plans are, Klemm slurred “lighting the beam, the ol Jim Beam baby.” Get that man on the prime time. Happy birthday big boi.
	Lebron finally returns and looks like his old self. Booker displeased returning to the role as Robin?

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		Comments (3)
Nels 12/11 01:24 am	Haha. I'm only reporting the facts Laddas.
laddas 12/10 10:12 pm	Ahhhh thats not how it would work nels 😆
JustinG 12/10 09:10 pm	Only team I would trade for is the Pistons. Sheed, make it happen!

	ATL	103
	TOR	127

	TOR	112
	POR	103

	UTAH	119
	CLE	118

	MIL	137
	SAC	127

	OKC	126
	POR	108

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