NBA SIMS LEAGUE Week 3 Rumor Mill
[edited by breece]
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Recent article angers Markannen and GM PK - ‘Not worthy of the early All NSL, am I!?’ Markannen was heard muttering while working out in the gym. |
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Bane hands keys to Clingan - ‘She’s your team now!’ |
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Kings organisation researching rehabilitation methods to fast track Herro recovery, at the behest of GM Klemm - ‘FIX HIM!’ |
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Sidelined star Tatum watches on as Celtics continue to come close - ‘I could have won that,” lip-reading experts observed. |
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Morant accused of making gun-related celebration during recent game, ‘It was a water pistol I tell ya, a water pistol!’ |
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Darius Garland grows impatient being placed on and off the trade block by GM Yeet - ‘What do you want!? Am I going or not!?’ |
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Doncic continues his sparkling start to the season, making many believe and dream big in New Orleans - 'We can win the whole thing! He's the MVP!' - fans were observed shouting prematurely. |
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Dallas continue their work with Bill James to great effect - 'Don't change a thing!' - was heard coming from the locker room against the Warriors. |
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GM Rootsey set to send out the NBA block leader, but shhhhhhh it's a secret - 'Huff, huff, huff' interesting coughing sounds were observed at a recent press conference. |
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Porzingis and Embiid return in Week 3, amidst rumours that Utah GM Jason engaged in the services of witch doctors. |
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Kevin Durant addresses hot start by the Knicks - 'I want the record, I'm coming for the 3943 points! Brandon better be watching!' |
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Suns make Smart move to turn the tide, GM Laddas at a recent presser - 'Our best is yet to come, obviously because we are last in the West...' |
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GM Nels unlocks the vault to find PLAN B ' Operation No Giannis!' - 'We know these days will come, but we never really want to think about them...' |
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The New York Raptors continue to get it together, eyeing off more Manhattan-based talent. |
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Clippers await return of Jalen Williams, GM Andrew likening them to the Power Rangers - 'Remember the moment they'd begin to form into the Megazord? Well we need JDub to form the Megazord, right now we are single zords, unable to fully realise our full potential! You get me!' |
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Pistons accused of 'tank tactics' amidst Smart / Huerter deal - 'We are not tanking! We are doing our best to have the best outcome at the end of the season! And Kevin Huerter and Pacome Dadiet will help us there...' affirmed GM Shead. |
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Washington wanes without Lebron James, while Booker blinds with 39+ average - 'The personal accolade is one thing, but we want to run this back, and we need our leader, even if he is 40 years old...' |
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NSL Insiders have it on good authority that GM JMac is in discussions with half the league, and the other half of the league is monitoring Portland assets - follow the ball, under the cup, follow the ball... |
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Wemby-less Lakers organise for custom-built bench seating for the big-man to support ailing calf. |