CLE 98
NY 159
MEM 114
LAL 123
CHI 117
NY 144
NY 126
CHI 105
IND 109
CLE 116
LAL 126
UTAH 99
CHI 139
NY 134
CLE 110
IND 134
POR 129
SA 120
UTAH 116
LAL 129
WAS 136
MIL 132
CHA 109
MIA 127
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Power Ranking - School is back PR W8

Jan, 30 (Week 8) - School returned in Aus so it's time to look at the who's-who in NSL High [Nels]

1 (1)Rating 112
Cleveland CavaliersCle12-1

The Overachiever- Credited for being the hardest worker, the student who gets the most out of their god-given abilities, GM Shams is one of the teacher's favourites. He a works outside of class hours and seems to have a passion towards everything covered in the daily lesson. "This guy gets it" or "you are going places" are lines that often come out of his teacher's mouth. With 12-1 over the last stretch, the Cavs are looking awesome under the leadership of their incredible GM Shams.

Up2 (11)Rating 82
Oklahoma City ThunderOKC9-4

Mr Curious- When this classmember's interest is captured, he delivers some of the best work you will see in the classroom. He listens attentively and seeks out experts on each subject area to take learnings from. Sometimes he can get distracted if his focus is shifted by external noise, but there no doubting the potential of this GM and franchise.

Down3 (2)Rating 80
Milwaukee BucksMil9-3

The Self-Doubting Prodigy- With all the tools for greatness this student comes out with some of the most incredible insights. The one thing that is always repeated to him by his teachers is 'trust your judgement'. He displays a deeper understanding of everything around him but needs to add a little resilience to bring it all together. As he grows into himself he could become one of the greats.

Up4 (8)Rating 78
Chicago BullsChi9-4

The Smart Kid Who Still Fits In- known as a bit of a jack of all trades, Chicago GM fits in just about anywhere. He does the impossible and wins chess tournaments then partners up with the cool kid when their clique face uneven numbers in home econmics. Not really fussed about the opinion of others, he is cool because he doesn't care and marches to the beat of his own drum but respected because he is capable and intelligent.

Up5 (7)Rating 77
New York KnicksNY8-4

The Smoker- the GM who aptly goes by the nickname 'Smokey' is the kid who skips class to smoke darts in the toilets. He influences many around him, luring them into a dangerous habit, but never seems to get caught with the ciggy in his hand when the teachers cotton-on. How does he keep getting away with it? Charisma, charm and not worrying about what the sheep think of the way he lives his life.

Down6 (3)Rating 76
Golden State WarriorsGS9-4

The Nerd- This bookworm loves nothing more than burying his head in the books and expanding his ever expanding mind. He won first place in the science fair by tricking a computer simulation to get his team of misfits to dethrone the NSL Champions in a 7 game series, sighting glitches in computer matrix schemes as the topic of his project. No one really understood what he was talking about in his 18 minute presentation but the results were too unbelievable to deny him the prize. What's more remarkable is that he is rarely picked on, likely because he's friendly and rarely late. He will even offer to do the homework of his peers as he likes to "keep busy".

Up7 (13)Rating 68
Denver NuggetsDen8-4

The Older Guy- No one really knows the age of the elder statesman of the school but most assume he stayed down multiple years when in primary school. He has a beard, tattoos and drives home at lunch time, rarely returning for afternoon classes (much like on discord). He isn't dumb and probably stayed down due to parent choice and wagging often thus missing the content. A mysterious figure of the school.

Down8 (5)Rating 68
Miami HeatMia8-5

The Kid Who Hates Teachers- A capable student, liked and respected by his peers, that hates being told how to think. He's already got his post school plans made and will almost certainly be the richest adult later in life because he actually does know more than those losers delivering the content. It will take time but soon the world will bow down to him and he will be way too busy and ambitious to say "I told you so".

Down9 (6)Rating 65
LA LakersLAL7-5

Captain of the Sports Team- Well known amongst the school community and looked upon with envy by guys and girls alike, his every move is talked about after the big game. He cares more about his performance on the field than his grades but maintains good grades to ensure he always has options. Everyone is wondering will he hit the big time?

10 (10)Rating 60
San Antonio SpursSA7-5

The Kid Who Farted Really Loudly In Class... Only Twice. His past antics have been spoken about in all sorts of circles, teachers and students, and he's not really loved or dispised, just known as the guy who did it and it stunk.

Up11 (16)Rating 58
LA ClippersLAC7-5

Homeschooled Kid Who Shows Up For Exams- never sighted on campus and no real connections to the school community, he wears hemp clothing when he sits exams on the school premises. Rumours are his grades are good but no one actually knows. His family (8 children) live just out of town on acres of farmland and when not fulfilling duties with the cattle, learn obscure concepts about string theory and flat-earth.

Up12 (18)Rating 56
Dallas MavericksDal7-5

The Country Kid- Wears a Cowbow Hat everywhere and is kind of loud, 'yee-hawing' at parties before poisoning the people with shots. More of a guys-guy and plays a vital but secondary role on the school team. He is known as a larrikin by his peers and a shit-head by his teachers. He will be successful if his sports career doesn't pan out as a salesman or something where his compeitive streak can be harnessed.

Up13 (15)Rating 54
Atlanta HawksAtl7-5

The Quiet-Guy who is active on MSN. Struggles with the face-to-face nature of schooling but very charming in the MSN chat when talking to his peers. He's kind of mysterious and has a way with words as long as he's typing them and not delivering them in person. His grades are good and attendance exceptional but you could be mistaken for forgetting he is there from time to time.

14 (14)Rating 52
Indiana PacersInd6-6

The Class Clown with a Big Heart- Hides his insecurities behind his obnoxious antics, often derailing lessons with outlandish calling out and silly behaviour. He has a heart of gold and is genuinely liked by his peers and teachers alike, but he probably needs to take it down a notch if he wants to get the most out of his time at school. He has a great deal of potential if he can get out of his own way.

Down15 (12)Rating 51
Washington WizardsWas6-7

The Cool Kid- Just a really cool kid who is liked and admired by all. He's got some great achievements and amazing stories to tell when the drinks are flowing at the parties, but is humble and usually others do the talking for him. He's a great all-rounder- sports, social, fashion, and suprisingly academic. The world is his oyster.

Down16 (9)Rating 45
Memphis GrizzliesMem6-7

Chess Captain- Dux potential, this guy is brainy and driven. He spends countless hours reading, studying and attending chess tournaments. He's a problem solver, forward thinker and has solutions before most people know there's a problem. Einstein in the making.

Up17 (19)Rating 44
Detroit PistonsDet6-6

I'm Only Hear For the Highschool Diploma- His parents take him to and from school to make sure he doesn't disappear. He turns up to class and jokes around a bit and is a legend amongst his cohort for the memes he makes about the teachers. If his parents weren't so set on him getting his highschool diploma he could be a credit to society and actually has some great ambition for when school is over. Right now he's messing around and throwing pencils at the fans for his own amusement.

Down18 (17)Rating 44
Orlando MagicOrl6-6

The Kid Who Tries Hard- Always doing her best, this kid doesn't have the natural tools but gives 110%. Sometimes they make mistakes and sometimes they surpass expectations. They're approachable, hardworking and add to the class culture.

Up19 (28)Rating 39
Charlotte HornetsCha6-6

The Buff Kid- Holds the current shot-put and discus records and is way too buff for a 12 year old. He is insanely big for his age and has a comically deep voice that is often mistaken for a teacher's when the school tour goes around. Will he still be a stand out when all the other kids hit puberty?

Up20 (21)Rating 39
Minnesota TimberwolvesMin5-7

School Refuser- Has all the aspirations to turn up on time but just can't take the step out of the car and through the gates. Loves the idea of school but is probably better suited to homeschool as it's all a bit much. Hopefully they can find a strategy that works for them because they have a lot to offer.

Up21 (29)Rating 37
Phoenix SunsPho6-6

The Janitor- Used to mopping up other people's shit, the janitor is a quintessential yet unglamorous member of the school community. Always working overtime and stressed out by the mess 'these damn kids' made, if he's not excelling in his role the school will see enrollments plummit. Outside of his job he has heaps of crazy hobbies that no one knows about and will figure it out once one of them become his forever job.

Down22 (4)Rating 35
New Orleans PelicansNO5-7

The Alternative Kid- He usually wears obscure band t-shirts that the music teachers respect and the other students have no idea about. He goes out to gigs on weeknights because his parents don't care and were on the scene through the wild 70s. He's not into anything mainstream and gets joy from the classics in his vinyl collection.

Down23 (20)Rating 31
Houston RocketsHou4-8

The Kid with the Best Lunchbox but he Smells Funny- The staff members talk about the amazing things this kid brings to school in his lunch box and are willing to marry his chef-dad purely because of what he cooks up at home. The other kids just think he smells weird. He usually has some kind of rice dish that he eats alone at his desk. If he brings fish, the room will be empty. The older people get that it's high end but his peers don't get it.

Up24 (27)Rating 31
Portland Trail BlazersPor5-7

The Kid with the Epic Card Collection- He is a collector or assets and souls and has been the reason for the school banning trading at both primary and secondary school. His collection is the envy of the school yard and he knows exactly how to package them to get a ultra-rare collectable that will net him a private plane in 15 years. He probably doesn't need to go to school and can already retire at the age of 14.

Down25 (22)Rating 29
Boston CelticsBos5-8

Charismatic Jock Pre-Glow Up- The Celtics have all the tools to be the homecoming King but just haven't blossomed yet. They're yet to realise the way their peers look at them in admiration during gym class and how the girls giggle as he walks by in the corridor. When he realises what he has, he will look back at this phase self-consciously.

Down26 (25)Rating 24
Philadelphia 76ersPhi4-8

The Kid Who is Always Injured- Just the most unlucky kid who gets hurt in the stragest ways. Every school photo he is in he has a black-eye, crutches or cast on his arm. He plays sports but usually his injuries are fluke-like one in a million accidents. His wheely chair broke on him and he dislocated his shoulder, he lost his front teeth when a hockey ball went over the fence in the yard and he busted his arse sneezing in the library. Everyone cares about him, signs his cast (except the one on his arse) and talk about him being a 'poor bastard' when he's not around.

Down27 (23)Rating 21
Toronto RaptorsTor4-8

The Influencial Kid- He has rich parents, is pretty good at everything and has connections everywhere. Boys and girls are often talking about him or to him and he always throws the best parties bringing together people from all groups. He's not really sure what he wants and people are often wondering what exactly drives him, but he's definitely a hot topic.

Down28 (24)Rating -2
Sacramento KingsSac2-10

The Bong Smoking Hippy- Seen at all of the parties and some of the classes this guy loves having a good time... and a bag of Doritos. He's often hard to understand but then has moments of total brilliance which leave people wondering, is he a genius or just really high? He will talk about things no-one has ever consisdered then will forget his train of thought and be distracted by the munchies. Always smells like sweat and wet shoes.

Down29 (26)Rating -11
Utah JazzUtah1-11

Kid Who Gets Caught Up In Bad Crowd- It's been a tough run for this kid and he might be squandering his potential sitting this low in the standings. He has so much potential but has surrounded himself with a rough crowd that have him with all sorts of bad habits taking away from his schooling. It's not all doom and gloom but this former A-student needs a wakeup call to get his life back on track and become the incredible man we all believe he can be.

30 (30)Rating -24
Brooklyn NetsBkn0-12

The Dumb Dumb- This kid brings a chuckle to the class often and sometimes the teacher can be caught laughing at the innocent but ridiculous things he tries. He's going to be okay because he's got people skills and something driving him within, but sometimes you'll watch him from afar and wonder 'what the fuck are you doing?' If he doesn't get expelled for disconnecting the school's power or water mains, he will walk out with a degree and lead a fine life.

Comments (4)

Dylan 01/31 12:31 am

Rich!? I wish, we grew up dirt poor haha

laddas 01/30 11:59 pm

It's custodian, dick!

jmac 01/30 05:51 pm

Gotta get the shiniest cards

JustinG 01/30 04:54 pm

my description felt personal lol

 

 

 

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