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Power Ranking - 'Dating Profile of the Team/GM' PRs

Apr, 16 (Week 18) - What if each franchise - including the GM, history, season's performance, season's aspirations, and more - were combined and summarised metaphorically as a dating profile blurb? Have you ever wondered what it might say? Well,... [jmac]

Up1 (3)Rating 116
LA LakersLAL12-2

I am a passionate person and if I do something, I like to do it very well. Yes, I can fly off the handle a little bit but I always come back around and repay with kindness, compassion and respect. But I do not suffer fools. I want someone who I can achieve high levels of success with and I won’t stop until I find both that partner and the level of success that I covet.

Down2 (1)Rating 82
New York KnicksNY8-5

Hey. I don't need or want for much in my life. I can change my perspective quickly and this allows me to always have interests and passions in my life, and allows me to avoid pitfalls and being disinterested or loathing parts of my life that don't work for me any more. I act with conviction. I am intelligent, kind. I am a conversationalist whose words can open a lot of doors. Suddenly, I flipped my perspective, and I am hunting a very serious relationship.

Up3 (6)Rating 81
Miami HeatMia9-3

I am a man of few words but under a hard exterior, I care about people and the fit of the community. I tend to value traits in people with different weighting than most; I enjoy reliable, hard-working, high-character people in my life, and I don’t enjoy dramatic changes. I have told myself for a while that I don’t have what it takes for a serious relationship, but lately, I am beginning to open up to the future.

Up4 (5)Rating 75
Golden State WarriorsGS9-3

Hello. I am someone who isn’t easily rattled and is very reasonable to deal with. I am happy to work hard, compromise, and problem-solve to benefit others and have built up each and every part of my life systematically and effectively. My approach to life is one of gratitude, making the most of what I have and maximising each and every opportunity. Each cloud has a silver lining. I enjoy connecting with others and treat others the way I would like to be treated.

Up5 (20)Rating 74
Houston RocketsHou9-4

I like to read and take care of myself and my belongings. I know what I like and I like what I know. I don’t say much but I am always watching, listening and observing. I am introverted and think deeply about the world. I like to laugh and enjoy philosophy. It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.

Down6 (2)Rating 72
Washington WizardsWas8-4

Hi. Looking for one last fling to feel that deep connection and joy before setting down for a simpler life. I love travelling. Holiday setting, nostalgia-charged get away with someone who just wants to leave it all on the line and make the most out of the short duration of time we have away. Don’t worry about tomorrow, just live today!

Up7 (8)Rating 69
Atlanta HawksAtl8-6

I enjoy philosophy and reading and engaging in dialogue. I have reasonable expectations of who I am and of what I would like in a partner. I am not rushing into something serious. I don’t splash too often on things unless I really trust that it is exactly what I am looking for, and build over time. I am happy and content with who I am and doing my reasonable, realistic best each day.

Up8 (11)Rating 69
Portland Trail BlazersPor8-5

I enjoy the very best things and work hard to get and maintain this way of life. I can become pretty consumed with being the best at my job and not always the most fun to be around. However, I am trying to mature and become someone with more emotional range, perspective and connection to the community. If you enjoy the high life, can deal with long hours, and can keep up with the high speeds and expectations, we could have some fun together.

Down9 (7)Rating 68
Indiana PacersInd8-4

Hello. I am very new to this and have little experience with serious relationships. However, this year I have matured a lot and taken up routines and actions in my life that have pushed me into adulthood. I can be emotionally reactive and can say and do things I will regret, but at my core I am all heart and compassion and I want the best for people. Just don't p*** me off, m***********. He he.

Down10 (4)Rating 64
Charlotte HornetsCha8-4

[this profile has been temporarily suspended from the service due to inactivity]

Up11 (17)Rating 64
Sacramento KingsSac8-4

[this profile has been temporarily suspended for utilising an inappropriate (naked) profile picture and offensive language]

Down12 (9)Rating 62
Utah JazzUtah8-4

I have a big heart and I wear it on my sleeve. I like to try new things, take on new ventures and I don’t look in the rearview mirror more than a glimpse. I make lots of changes, keep things fresh. You can only change what is in front of you. I have recently made a big move into a new role that has me feeling lighter and hopeful. I appreciate conversations about philosophy and people.

Down13 (12)Rating 60
San Antonio SpursSA7-5

I am in a serious relationship currently and have been for a long time. I put endless hours into my work and that is my sole focus. I have a hardened exterior but in reality, I am a kind, respectful and compassionate person who wishes the best for others. After a turbulent year, not looking for any big changes in my life at the moment.

Up14 (21)Rating 59
Milwaukee BucksMil7-6

I am looking for something serious. I have lots of love to give and I want to find the person that allows me to be my absolute best. I can get skittish and anxious when I put myself too far out there, and talk myself out of things, but in my heart, I know I want to fall madly in love, quickly. I have a heap to offer but I worry it isn’t enough. I think I am a great catch and can enter into a serious relationship right away. I deserve the best but worried I might not be seen that way.

15 (15)Rating 57
Chicago BullsChi7-5

I have some limitations financially and am not looking for something really serious right now. I am evaluating some big parts of my life and wondering if I need to make a change to who I am. I am willing to make some connections and perhaps find out what kind of person I could be in the future. Also, I like to play Xbox.

Up16 (25)Rating 56
Boston CelticsBos7-6

Hey. I am happy in my own shoes. I really enjoy my life and the things I have in it. Loyalty matters, as I like sentiment in my life. Good, bad, I don’t swing too far. I won’t deviate too far from the norm and routine, but I do love trying new things out each year (in June/July).

Up17 (24)Rating 46
LA ClippersLAC6-6

[this profile has been temporarily suspended from the service due to inactivity]

Down18 (16)Rating 45
Cleveland CavaliersCle6-6

I have come out of a very serious relationship just recently and I definitely made a choice to step back from the intensity and pressure that I was feeling in that situation. I am easy to get along with and have some traits (both mature and youthful) that most people tend to enjoy. I am proactively looking for a good time, but not setting my heart on anything serious and particular.

19 (19)Rating 45
Phoenix SunsPho6-6

G’day! How the fuck are you going? I don’t take life too seriously and make decisions on the fly a lot of the time, seeing where the wind will take me. That can be a hard sell but there is constant inspiration, opportunity and potential within that lifestyle (of not being tied down). And my positive attitude and resilience means there is always something to focus on and build. Want to take a chance and see where it ends up?! There must be a bar around here?!

Down20 (13)Rating 39
Memphis GrizzliesMem5-7

I am kind, sentimental, reflective and enjoy theatre. In the past, I thought I had found the one and it ended up fizzling out, burning me spiritually and financially. However, I am in a good place now and am happy to dream big again. I don’t tend to make too big of a change in my life, and my loyalty never waivers to those that I hold close/dear.

Up21 (22)Rating 37
Brooklyn NetsBkn6-7

I have been unlucky in love. Just when I think I have caught a break, something else drags me back. However, it has only made me a better person. I am in the best shape of my life and expect big things to happen to and for me in the near future. Celebrate the little wins, keep a positive attitude and problem-solve when and how you can. I am very personable and value emotionally intelligent people. I do not suffer fools and won't waste my time talking to them.

Down22 (14)Rating 32
Oklahoma City ThunderOKC4-8

[this profile has been temporarily suspended from the service due to inactivity]

Down23 (10)Rating 27
Orlando MagicOrl5-9

[this profile has been temporarily suspended from the service due to inactivity]

Down24 (18)Rating 17
Dallas MavericksDal3-9

I am a bit of a wildcard. A real larrikin. I like to keep everyone guessing, including myself. I don’t have any real long term goals but have the means to have fun right away, as I don’t take myself or others too seriously. And I do. The less that people know about me, the more my charm works on them. Let’s go to a bar right now!

Up25 (28)Rating 13
Philadelphia 76ersPhi3-9

I am a sentimental guy who enjoys getting to know someone slowly. I don’t want to move too quickly as I might not get to see and know exactly what I have in front of me. I tend to be unlucky with plans falling through so this has left me averse to risk. Traditionally, I have been looking for older partners but I am wanting a new zestful approach for life and youthfulness and exciting skills are what I am seeking now. I don’t know what I am looking for, but I am willing. Oh, and I love collecting obscure things.

Down26 (23)Rating 11
Detroit PistonsDet3-9

[this profile has been temporarily suspended from the service due to profanity and inappropriate gyfs]

27 (27)Rating 8
Denver NuggetsDen3-10

I am not looking for anything serious at all. I have quit my job and sold all of my things. I just want a clean slate, to work on myself at the moment. But thanks for swiping right on me.

Down28 (26)Rating 3
Toronto RaptorsTor3-9

I am not looking for anything serious at all. I have quit my job and sold all of my things. I just want a clean slate, to work on myself at the moment. But thanks for swiping right on me.

Up29 (30)Rating -12
Minnesota TimberwolvesMin2-10

[this profile has been temporarily suspended from the service due to inactivity]

Down30 (29)Rating -14
New Orleans PelicansNO1-12

I am not looking for anything serious at all. I have quit my job and sold all of my things. I just want a clean slate, to work on myself at the moment. But thanks for swiping right on me.

Comments (2)

pistolpk 04/18 07:53 pm

I like the different spin

Joshua 04/17 05:44 am

Carpe Diem. Like the creativity

 

 

 

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