NSL Insider - Smooth K's big FA Hitters...by KLEMMELO, updated on Saturday, August 14 2021, 02:38 pm EST
Contract:
1/2.4m Resigned
in NBA: No (LAL-PHI) -San
Antonio Spurs. -150m
approx guaranteed money on the books (Dame, Butler, Holiday, Covington, Noel,
Reggie, Green. First and foremost, It was an honour to watch your squad
risk it all and give it a real crack JJ; Only to be in the end the mastermind,
behind arguably the most impactful and balls to the wall move/s that now looks
like a pure stroke of genius.... Congrats to the 20-21 Champs the San
Antonio Spurs.
Contract:
3/43m (13.2m in 21-22) Resigned
in NBA: Yes (NYK) -Indiana
Pacers -144m
approx guaranteed money on the books
(Embiid,Pascal,Holmes,Gordon,Boja,Bledsoe,Warren,Edwards. -38
GMs -5-7
roster spots to fill. -Upcoming
key FA; Holmes/Duncan Robinson/Nunn/Craig -Who they SHOULD sign with: PHI/WAS/HOU/GS The Pacers got lucky in a lot of ways with one of the
biggest being the fact guys like Holmes and Rose re signed in the NBA. That
along with a favourable record and GM's to boot would be as close to a best
case scenario for any team wanting to roll it back. Problem is Spud has SFA
points to spend and it would look like time is against them as they seem only
able to make sure of one of their boys coming back. This compounded with their salary issues could very well
mean a guy like Rose is right there for the taking. I have it on good authority
and it would make sense that Holmes would be the key target and everything else
comes second. Despite his chequered injury history having an 82 Overall guard
in a reasonable long term deal is a dream in this league. Spuds only saving
grace might be the lack of real competition when it comes down to it as Rose
will fall just outside of that MLE "Danger Zone".
Contract:
2/21.5m (10.3m in 21-22) Resigned
in NBA: Yes (LAC) -Who they SHOULD sign with: NY/TOR/MIN/SAC We've fawned over the Spurs enough and have briefly
touched on the rotational talent they boast who's future at the Club hang in
the balance. When you're paying 100+m for the Jrue, Dame-Butler trio it's hard
to justify another cheeky 10+m on the books to round out the rest of the single
digit mins available in their back court rotation. If the Spurs choose to yell
YOLO with a middle finger in the air as they welcome back Reggie I'd be
expecting the rounds only weeks later gauging any interest.
Contract:
4/47.3m (11m in 21-22) Resigned
in NBA: No (CHA-NO) -Oklahoma
City Thunder -82.1m
(Randle,Wood,Kemba,Edwards,Curry,Huerter,Okoro,Milton,Pritchard,Okongwu. -117GMs -5-6
Roster spots to fill. -Upcoming
key FA; LMA/Kemba/Bismack/McLemore -Who they SHOULD sign with: MIA/CLE/LAC/PHO Put up a boat load of empty numbers a couple seasons ago
with a crippled NBA Charlotte franchise who have since recognised his skillset,
wanted zero to do with it and swiftly shipped his ass to the league dumping
grounds in the NO Pels. This kid can play both ends some what, can shoot and
isn't afraid to ask the question "Just how 'Green' a light do I got
Coach?". 2k of course froth over this temperamental BS and gave
Graham 30 something badges for his troubles and many efforts to tank the NBA's
Hornets season hard. So until they gradually come back down to earth alongside Devonte's
legit hopes of being a top tier Guard in this league, he will go out and get
buckets like very few can do in this league. With Kemba gifting his contributions to the frisky Knicks
at bargain bin level prices, Wiz has made it publicly clear that his office
door is always open when it comes to pitching any Graham Ultimatums.
Contract:
1/2.6m Resigned
in NBA: No (PHI-LAL) -Portland
Trailblazers -130m
approx guaranteed money on the books (Harden/Kawhi/Westbrook/Gasol/WCS) -135GMs -6-9
roster spots to fill. -Upcoming
key FA; Kanter/Hart (RFA)/Howard/Gibson/Bazemore/Ellington -Who they SHOULD sign with: MIA/ORL/DEN/HOU By all accounts Portland would see to it that D-12 will
continue slipping on the Trail Blazing colours come game day as they go into
next season. I mean... What other choice do they have? Of course in typical
Howard fashion he jumps ship again as he so pleases and robs J-Mac of an easy
re sign of an 80+ big man who still to this day produces top 5 big man numbers. If you can handle the obnoxious and self absorbed
shenanigans... A very probable sexual assault case or two and having the same
dead end conversations every week about the extra plays we're now running for
more Dwight post ups... Then you'll gladly forgive the nonsense of it all
paying a couple measly mill for a guy who still eats 95% of the big's in this
league for breakfast.
Contract:
2/12m (5.8m in 21-22) Resigned
in NBA: No (SA-BKN) NSL
Team (Salary/GM's/Other FA): -Chicago
Bulls -121.5m
approx guaranteed money on the books (Beal/AD/Wall/Claxton/Hutchison/Joe/ -148GMs -6-8
Roster spots to fill -Upcoming
key FA; Zeller/Whiteside/Mcgee/Williams/Galloway -Who they SHOULD sign with: NY/MIA/DEN/SAC I'll put it this way. So help me god, if any of you Fucks
get in the way of me getting the chance of playing with the GOAT Aussie
international legend that is Patty "Thrills" Mills then I will
destroy all that you hold dear without hesitation. Formalities aside, Mills is an absolute savage, a lights
out shooter and has zero problems running your bench or even starting in a
pinch. He's an elite professional and team mate and with him announcing his BKN
signing recently, with the numbers falling within the buzz saw that is
"MLE madness"... I'd expect Patty to be on the podium for sure when
it comes to being considered one of the most generally prized FA acquisitions
to be had this off-season. The Bulls have a lot of their salary tied up in
AD/Beal/Wall and the chances of any of those fellas being moved any time soon
dwarfs the chances they have at being able to bring everyone back. Essentially
all their targets have changed squad giving no significant advantage to them as
the retaining team...
Contract:
1/2.6m Resigned
in NBA: No (POR-LAL) -Detroit
Pistons -155m
approx guaranteed money on the books
(Irving/Bam/Gobert/Lowry/Jerome/Thompson/Satoransky/Simons/James) -150GMs -Upcoming
key FA; Lowry (SnT)/J Green/Carmelo/Illyasova -Who they SHOULD sign with: WAS/TOR/LAC/SAC
Vet minimum, new NBA team/Contract and with the Pistons
having to focus primarily on not mucking up the Lowry SnT without needlessly
shelling out value... I'd tip Melo falls off the Motor Cities roster straight
in into the Hearts of the loyal Sacramento fanbase once more.
Contract:
1/5.8m Resigned
in NBA: No (LAL-BOS) -Dallas
Mavericks -110m
approx guaranteed money on the books (KD/Zinger/VanVleet/Birch/Cam
Johnson/Okeke/Iwindu/Cancar) -28GMs -6-8
roster spots to fill -Upcoming
key FA;Oubre/Patterson/Oladipo/Birch/Spellman -Who they SHOULD sign with: MIA/PHI/MEM/LAC In a cruel twist of fate, that no one could have possibly
predicted... Schroder headlines a handful of legit players looking to FA as
they put the traveling Circus that is the Mavericks, behind them in their rear
view mirror. That walking potato went full Nerleans on us and made
sure to proper f*^k himself, before zee Germans come... And then go on to bend
himself over hard, short changing himself something to the tune of 80+m in
possible extension talks. Only then to embarrassingly net not even a full MLE
deal for the Celtics fighting for scraps. Well done mate. It seems that despite
the Mavs GM at least TALKING about putting in a whole bunch of effort trying to
move on from him earlier to recoup any sort of value... That Schroder will more
or less be finally making his way out of the Dallas training facilities and
onto bigger and better things... Except this time, it's for reaaaalzzz.
Contract:
1/2.3m Resigned
in NBA: Yes (MIA) Dallas
Mavericks (See Above) -Who they SHOULD sign with: MIA/BKN/GS/PHO This one stings the Kings loyal. It wasn't to long ago
that Big Vic was flying high being brought in as a possible core piece for the
Post-Lebron Kings only to yet again be struck down by injury and ruthlessly
discarded (No hard feelings ey 'Dippa?). In game you can't deny this guys impact and touch
wood, he's value and ratings; Which currently are at rock bottom. Can pretty
much only go up from here....?
Contract:
1/5m Resigned
in NBA: No (DEN-PHO) Chicago
Bulls (See Above) -Who they SHOULD sign with: ORL/CHA/LAC/DEN The Bulls will feature multiple times throughout this
adventure we've set out on... Live by the sword, die by the sword I guess.
Can't sit here and praise one guy in JJ for taking risks or living 2K fantasy
life on the edge to have it pay off in the end... And not give credit when it's
due for those that still take those same swings but for whatever reason, today
just wasn't their day...
Contract:
1/2.4m Resigned
in NBA: No (SAC-UTA) Chicago
Bulls (See Above) -Who they SHOULD sign with: WAS/MIA/DEN/MEM *Copy paste JaVale Mcgee write up* He's got all the badges you need and half of them he
doesn't come close to deserving so how much time does he actually has before 2K
smarten up and jack him of all his shit. Jokes aside he's like 8 feet tall and
has an elite rig that wont quit. If it makes you feel any better I think ive
already been seduced by Hassans siren song at least twice before in my time.
Can confirm will gladly be marching to my third taste of the White side this
Free Agency.
Contract:
1/2.6m Resigned
in NBA: No (POR-BOS) -Portland
Trailblazers (See Above) -Who they SHOULD sign with: PHI/NY/DEN/SAC It's been a while since Kanter played a whole post season
for anyone without being played tf off the court in almost every single
scenario imaginable. Well... No one must of told 2Kanter cuz' that dude just
devours anything within a 0-6 feet radius of the ring. Not just that, he also
moves and plays in game in a way that somehow hides his glaring flaws in real
life and until that day ends will be on a shortlist of guys most sort after in
pretty much every FA season until he hangs it up...
Contract:
1/2.6m Resigned
in NBA: Yes (BKN) -Utah
Jazz -51m
approx guaranteed money on the books (Rui/Nance/Kennard/Vanderbilt/Poole/Davis/Vassell/Okogie/Carter/Ramsey/Zeke) -4-5
Roster spots to fill -71
GMs -Upcoming
key FA; Davis/Valentine/Vanderbilt (QO/RFA) -Who they SHOULD sign with: CHI/MIA/DEN/GS Utah happened across Griffin late season in a deal that
more or less was a glorified salary dump being the means to an end in terms of
facilitating a deal. With his time missed on the court for numerous reasons,
lack of faith shown in the NBA and the straight production you get from him
doesn't come close to being justified with a 30+m price tag.... Just, give me a
minute OK. I'm bringing it back... Yeeeeaap, Blake definitely is a Washed AF, stupid,
freckle faced has been but hell, on the Vet Min id gladly take Temples corpse
for 3 years without blinking if it's staring me in the face come FA day. So BG
on pennies is about as low risk a move you could pull off. Sure, This seasons
Engine didn't favour well for the versatile 4/5's who needs the ball.... But his way to late, end of season push for that
"feel good" but very much half assed attempt at turning the narrative
on his career warmed my cold heart for a second... But no matter what, Griffin
will be punching way above his weight in game when it comes to giving any team
a slight edge when it matters.
Contract:
1/1.7m Resigned
in NBA: No (CHA-LAL) -Los
Angeles Lakers. -58m
approx guaranteed money on the books (Murray/Dinwiddie/NAW/Brown jnr/Jones/Smith/Elleby/Lewis
Jnr/Lee) -98GMs -5-8
Roster spots to fill -Upcoming
key FA; THJ/Dinwiddie (SnT)/Brown jnr/Bullock/Monk/Winslow/Damian Jones/Scott -Who they SHOULD sign with: IND/RAP/PHO/MIN I've had a soft spot for this kid ever since my Knicks in
typical fashion, passed on him to draft the most Beta guy imaginable primed to
disappoint me again and again for years to come... The kid can flat out score,
has great size and length at the guard spot, can handle the ball and has shown
stretches of being able to carry himself and the offence for decent runs at a
time. He's already proven to be in that elite spot up 3pt shooter category but
I don't feel to absurd saying he has legit 6th man promise. He's 23 for fooks sake
mane....
Contract:
1/2.3m Resigned
in NBA: No (ORL-GS) -Minnesota
Timberwolves -70m
approx guaranteed money on the books
(Ball/Levert/Bryant/Quickley/DFS/Kuz/Bey/Stewart/Luca/Deck/Hughes/Mann) 93GMs -Up
to 3-4 Roster spots -Upcoming
key FA;JJ/Hood -Who
they SHOULD sign with: CHA/BKN/NO/GS The
Timberwolves are well and truly in a power play position of sorts in terms of
versatility, options and directions they could possibly go in on their next
step to being relevant... They along with another small handful of teams are
going to reap the benefits of having a league so full of greedy bastards
splashing cash like it no ones business... But their own. |
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