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How well do you know the Jazz?
Happy Valentines Day from the Jazz.
This is Craig Bolerjack reporting live from Energy Solutions Arena
I thought I would take a moment to do a little bit of a 'How well do you know your Jazz players,' so please sit back, relax and enjoy a little lighter side of Utah.
Luke Kennard, you may know him for his devilish good looks and charm, but on the inside Luke as is cute as they come. He is the teddy bear of the locker room, as Rui Hachimura likes to put it, 'Lukey is our little care-bear.' With 3 different girlfriends it is no wonder Lukey gets the attention he does. He is a favourite amongst his team mates, especially for his taste in music. Pregame ritual Shania Twain dance party may be the reason the Jazz have stumbled out of the gates..
Bojan Bogdanovic, the Croatian native, the stallion. Bojo loves to party, he is a huge ladies man. His go to pick up move on the dance floor is a move he stole from Zac Efron in High School Musical. Apparently they love this shit, who knew?! Bojo likes to rock up to training in his tight snake skin pants and four buttons undone on his shirt, the demeanour never faults. Folklore states that bojo stays in the gym after hours watching film of himself shoot until he dozes off to sleep.
Landry Shamet, the pushover of the group. Poor sham-wow, still treated like he is a rookie amongst the playing group. His sensitive soul cannot take the beating, all sham needs is a bit of loving. He tried to make it work with Frank the tanks sister one time, didn't go so well, she was 7'4". Sham hangs around Mr Bazemore like a bad smell too, so much so that Baze has actually asked to change lockers. Poor sham cannot take a break.
Our lucky last player breakdown belongs to a new recruit, none other than Ben McLemore. After 7 years in the league and accomplishing absolutely shit all, Ben has brought a humble, calm and endearing personality to the Utah franchise. He has that belief that maybe one day he might just play that little bit of defence and coach will be more accepting. Ben and his wife Latisha, are currently expecting their 7th child, a symbolic gesture of where Ben was picked in the 2013 draft. Who would have known.
There you have it, thanks for reading and we hope you have enjoyed a little insight into the future of this franchise. Go Jazz, 3 wins and counting!
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