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News - Sacramento Kings - KLEMMELO

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The inevitable overhaul...

It's week 6 and the Kings have made 14 trades... This dude has a real problem and I for one am amazed he is still allowed to run a franchise. The Kings faithful have become used to the revolving door or players year in and year out and its a wonder why jersey sales have plummeted with the overhanging fear that two weeks later it will be considered a throwback and would have to explain who exactly you're repping as 7 different guys have worn the same number in the last 18 months. 

"I can almost say with complete certainty that this will be something close to a roster resembling what we have come play off time" -Complete dribble as GM Klemmelo  proclaims about 32 minutes prior to trading Ennis for Mudiay because yes another guard is what we need. 

We're winning games in the end so I for one will stave off with the scathing analysis until this ceases to be the case. I still haven't gotten over Jrue leaving... Or K-Love... Or Bog... Whiteside... Ibaka, Rose, Barton etc etc. 

What we are left with is Dedmon who i guess has a cool name *That's good!* a bunch of white guys who's names I can't pronounce *That's bad...*, Lebron melting teams now running point *That's good!" the poor mans lesser splash bro and his forgotten younger brother, *That's bad...* A "Dragon" I'm still convinced doesn't exist and of course the great and all mighty Boban the destroyer, pillager of worlds, taker of souls and caster of infinite shadow. 

If we break it down like this then I without a doubt will forgo any sleep I will have tonight and for nights to come.... 

Love, Rose, Bog, Whiteside, Collison, Scott, Okafor, Rivers, Bacon and 4 firsts and seconds...

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CJ, Dragic, Bjelica, Dedmon, Boban, Curry, Snell, Craig, Spellman, Pat C, Matthews, Mudiay a Wizards 2021 first (Who know's) and pick like a 127 in 2023 care of Portland. 


To be fair Love never took off in terms of being able to produce alongside a ball dominant James. Collison retired and went and joined a convent or something completely made up, Rose's Knees could implode at any second and Whiteside will eventually be delegated to the bench once Nurk comes back... Just the fact alone that you wouldn't have to be subjected to the 24/7 drama that is Hassan is motivation enough to move him. All the rest are borderline non factors and who needs picks apparently.... Aside from all that there is the salary issues it presents having to have all these guys around. 

So we press on with the traveling circus turning a blind eye to the blatant animal abuse and rigged side show games... Lebron still won't shut up about how we let the Lakers blow us out for 3 quarters just to stick it to Greeny in a ludicrous come back of the season. If you're reading this I'm not sorry at all G-Man. 

Next week we have the Suns, Blazers, Lakers and Pistons. Probably the hardest week of the season so should be interesting. Lebron has come out and said he will "100% be playing at the two this week" (Actual quote) amid rumors coming out of Portland that Butler is getting up at 4am every day to tell everyone how good he will be playing at the point for them this week. What a leader. 



 

 

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